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fanfic/fanart.
Summary: TF poems, some are good, some are
really silly! Read on! Poems by Seawave & Yiz.
Rating - PG
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TRANSFORMERS POEMS
The
This
But through the vastness of outer space
Carrying the survivors.
On a star trek to a safer place
Like an echo in the immense distance
From a planet devastated by war
Somewhere an unknown planet orbits an unknown
sun.
Perhaps they can begin again.
Generations pass: within the
Looking for a new planet
So they can carry on,
Just like before.
They slept under a volcano,
As the earth changed,
They slept through the ice age,
They slept through the stone.
They slept through human civilization
As it grew and advanced.
They awoke in the year 1984,
After their four million year sleep.
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See you in time Optimus/Rodimus Prime!
Se ya later Devastator!
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Under the Bro-o-oadside and down by the
Sea-espray there are the Seacons cha-asing me!
Transformers is love,
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Transformers is everything,
Transformers is my life,
I live for love.
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Optimus stood on the exploding craft.
His feet were turning red.
He asked for help from Megatron,
Who actually said, "drop
dead."
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Jingle bells, Unicron smells,
Starscream flew away.
Optimus Prime tried to save time,
By flying all the way. Hey!
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I love to be by the side of Ironhide,
Watching the sea and its
tide.
I love to be in the moonlight with him,
It's so very romantically dim.
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I love Transformers
I love Spike and Sparkplug too.
Carly and Chip are cool as well
And I think they're really swell!
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(These next two are really, really silly,
but we had such fin writing it!) Mainly Yiz' work ;)
Unicron, Unicron,
He is such a ne-erd.
Spike did a fart,
Unicron blew apart
And fell down the
60 millionth story
wi-indow.
Spike said are you okay?
I doubt he was,
But Unicron got u-up
And he said If you
do another fart,
I'll blow your head apa-art.
So Spi-ike Spi-ike did another fa-art.
Unicron missed,
and bl-e-ew apa-art.
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All the Transformers were watching a play
In the middle of the day.
Unicron came down and sat on the earth,
Which was brown.
When the Transformers got up from the play,
Unicron did a massive fart and blew them all
away.
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Blast off thought it was really rude,
To see Humans in the nude.
But when he found out Transformers were nude
as well,
He thought it was really swell!