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Summary: Soundwave is converted into a human and has an interesting adventure...

Rating - PG

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STRANGER IN THE NIGHT

 

It was an unilluminated evening of very poor weather conditions...

Somewhere on Earth ...

* * *

Meanwhile, in the seclusion of the Decepticon Undersea base,

Megatron smiled to himself at the infallible plan he'd devised to get more than one step ahead of the Autobots. He had created a machine, the Trans Teleporter, capable of transforming a Transformer into a human and back again and teleport them to any given location at the touch of a button. However, the device could not transform a human into a Transformer, as the energy patterns were not the same. Megatron had tested the Trans Teleporter and it had worked perfectly, much to Starscream's grumbling and protesting at being used as a guinea pigatron - and being changed into a female ...

The plan was perfect - to send Soundwave to the Autobot base and have him spy on them. They'd never suspect a thing ...

Megatron had been excruciatingly cautious with security, and so no Autobots knew of his plans, but ... the infallible plan had failed - due to a computer malfunction, and Soundwave was lost and no way of contacting him.

"Damn it to Silicon Hades!" Megatron cursed loudly, bashing the computer console - although he was more worried about Soundwave, than pissed off that his plan had failed, however he never let on to any of the others just exactly how worried he was.

"Of course it's all right when you fail," Starscream hissed. "When-"

"SHUT UP!!" Megatron viciously backhanded him.

Starscream fell to the floor. "Ow..."

Although Megatron was used to the jet's sarcastic comments, he really didn't need them now.

Starscream stood and rubbed his sore face. "Bastard," he muttered, feeling glad Soundwave was not hear to hear him, although he sensed that was the reason for Megatron's anxiousness and decided to leave his leader be ... for now.

At least part of the plan had gone according to plan.

Megatron tried to contact Soundwave, but all he received through the communicator was static.

"Of course..." Megatron said, with a sarcastic smile. "Murphy's Law every time..."

            * * *

Even before he arrived, he was certain something had gone awry. The Teleportation just didn't feel right, and when he arrived, he was sure of it. It was raining very heavily and unpleasantly cold. It was supposed to be Summer. It was July after all. The weather scan had reported that the skies were clear over Autobot Headquarters ... Well, at least he'd arrived in one piece. Soundwave gathered that he was nowhere near Mount Saint Helens, the Autobot Earth Base - or even in the Northern Hemisphere. He surmised that he had been transported to the Southern Hemisphere where the four Seasons were reversed, July being the coldest month of the year. This definitely wasn't meant to happen. Well he was on land at least not that it was all that dry ...

Soundwave wished he had been dressed for Winter. He did have a long sleeve jacket on, however the material was thin and not suitable for these weather conditions and neither was the short-sleeved undershirt. There was no point in trying to keep dry - he was wet through already and this violent storm showed no signs of blowing over. He tried his communicator again, but unfortunately it hadn't miraculously decided to function. Soundwave uttered an Earth curse, but he wasn't about to give up, but for now, he had to find shelter.

He grew colder by the second and knew if he did not find shelter soon, he would become ill. He wished humans had temperature controls in their bodies. He began to walk along the road, not having the foggiest idea where he was or where he was going. He tried running to get warm, but after a while he became tired and had to slow down. He continued to walk down the dark, long road, the rain pelting down, hard as Cyber nails, winds blowing at uncomfortable and the cold temperature, not helping matters at all. His flat bag case he'd been given as an aide to his mission had definitely seen better days. And he doubted the state of his documents would be too good either. Salvaging this mission indeed looked slim, but he wasn't going to pack it all in. At least he still had the camera and tape recorder, - whether they worked was another matter and he'd worry about that later - he could do nothing about it now and was far more concerned with finding shelter. He'd hoped someone in a car would come along that could possibly give him a lift to shelter of some kind, but even that seemed like wishful thinking on a Primus forsaken night like this.

The wind blew the rain so hard, it hurt his face and eyes and having zero visibility didn't help much, apart from the lightning which flashed violently on and off. He could see trees on either side of the road and did not want to stray off the road. At least it would lead somewhere - he thought, better than getting off the beaten track and becoming even more lost than he already was. A cold gust of wind hit him full on, and then another from the side and he felt as if he'd been slapped in the face and realised his hair had whipped around and stuck onto his cheek. Annoyed, he brushed the wet, tangled mess from his face and struggled on.

Soundwave felt he had to rest for a while. He sat on the wet grassy side of the road. No point in looking for a dry patch - there weren't any and it wouldn't matter even if there were. He couldn't get any wetter and was grateful human bodies were waterproof. They were quite complex in design, actually, but that wasn't on Soundwave's mind right now, although a full stomach would be nice, but he had no food with him and he did not wish to chance consuming any of the surrounding vegetation, should it be incompatible with a human's digestive system. This was not, he surmised, his day - or his night for that matter. He shivered, wishing he could instantly return to Decepticon Headquarters. Soundwave stood, and shivered, his skin acquiring goosebumps - he'd previously studied human conditions and ailments.

Again, he continued to walk for well over two hours, the rain and winds, still vicious as ever, and being cold, lost and hungry didn't help. As far as he could see, he was going nowhere. The wide road stretched for miles on end with no end in sight. Even when he started he'd looked behind him and the road stretched far back into the distance and now despite the distance he'd covered, still stretched way out yonder. Soundwave rested against a thick tree before continuing, walking briskly, hoping it would help alleviate some of the cold. It didn't and only served to make him tired.

After an hour or so he began to feel even more fatigued, and slowed his pace. His feet and back had begun to hurt, his shoes feeling uncomfortable, sloshing with water. He wiped water from his face for the millionth time. He continued walking and lost track of the time, but knew it was a damn long while.

Soundwave began to smell something unpleasant, and with embarrassment, realised it was himself. He knew this was the reason humans bathed, but still it didn't make him feel any better. He knew feeling sorry for himself wouldn't help matters either, but he hadn't a clue how to get out of this one, very tired and hungry, not to mention, freezing cold and frightened - what if he could never return home or become a Transformer again? He didn't care how long or far he had walked or what good it did, but just sitting in the same place would accomplish nothing. Soundwave was well aware that walking on and on hadn't accomplished much, and tried to be confident he'd come up on something sooner or later, and unfortunately it was looking to be the latter. He sighed inwardly as he continued to walk down this seemingly never ending road.

His shivering grew more intense as he felt the temperature drop. He desperately wished he'd miraculously be teleported back, but that possibility was looking slimmer by the moment. The next best thing Soundwave could hope for was shelter, warmth, a bath and something to eat.

He plodded on, his whole body cold, sore, hungry and tired. Soundwave slipped in the heavy rain and cursed as he made first contact with a pool of muddy water.

"What else could go wrong..." he muttered, scarcely able to hear himself over the ferocious howling winds.

He stood, wiped the slosh off his face and continued walking, the lightning still flashing violently and the thunder booming and cracking deafeningly as though it would never stop. A storm like this would be nice to hear and watch - from a distance.

The cold bit right through him and stabbed him all over his body, as he continued to walk, his hands barely able to move. He clenched them into fists and pulled them inside his sleeves. That helped a little, but not much. Soundwave's pace had become very slow. He could barely keep on going. He didn't want to whine, but uttered his friend's name once and wished more than anything to be transported back to the comfort and safety of Decepticon Headquarters. He didn't feel safe here and was definitely not comfortable. He smiled to himself when he thought of how Megatron would fuss over him if he did return in this state and thought it would be nice to sit on his friend's comforting hand. Those thoughts, however welcoming and comforting may have stalled the cold, but only for a very short while, before Soundwave was brought back into his rather unpleasant, cold reality. He pushed himself to go on, still not having the foggiest what good it would do or if this accursed road was leading anywhere at all.

He had been struggling on for another hour, maybe more when he thought he saw a light in the distance and began to walk toward it, then he stopped. Was it his mind playing tricks on him, like a mirage in the desert? He closed his eyes for a few moments and then opened them. The light was gone. Soundwave's throat tightened and his tears were instantly washed away by the relentless rain. It embarrassed him to feel so alone, forlorn and helpless, but how else could he feel? He knew the Universe was teaching and testing him something in its own mysterious way ... Perseverance? Suffering? His mettle?

... Then he saw the light flicker and this time he knew he wasn't seeing things. His body felt relieved and hoped there was someone there who would help him. He forced himself toward the light.

Soundwave gasped and jumped the proverbial ten feet as he heard what seemed like the Earth crack. He spun around to see a bolt of lightning instantly severing and splintering a tall tree at least three meters thick. Needless to say he was grateful he hadn't been standing underneath it, and he could see why human civilizations of ancient times feared 'the wrath of the Gods.'

Soundwave turned back to the light and hoped there were no wild Earthen creatures lurking in the bushes, but then he surmised if there were any they would have already attacked him as he walked along the road. Human bodies were so much more frail than Transformers and so Soundwave wasn't used to it, but he guessed the humans live with themselves the way they are and were not nearly so paranoid. With embarrassment, he dismissed his fears.

The light was further away than it looked at first, a way off the road in the trees and up a small slope, but in his exhausted state, he had to claw his way up the slippery, wet muddy hill.

A bolt of lightning flashed, followed by rumble of thunder, but that brief flash of light was enough for Soundwave to make out some sort of dwelling behind the light. He could barely keep going, bur forced himself toward the house, and hoped he found warmth and shelter here, amongst other things and if he couldn't, then he hoped Megatron found him, because he simply could not go on any longer as he dropped his bag and collapsed on the cold, dark cement front patio.

Past midnight, Inside her sturdy, remote house, Aura was enjoying the loud thunder. It gave her thrills and creative inspiration for her writing. She had always loved thunderstorms ever since she was a little girl - the louder and brighter the better!

The lightning flashed violently, followed by a deafening long crack of thunder. Again the lightning flashed. Aura thought she saw something outside. A hurt animal, perhaps? Concerned, went to investigate, when another bolt of lightning illuminated the area. Aura became wide eyed when she saw a person lying on her front porch. She immediately flung open the door, and was greeted by rain and winds blowing in her face. Aura looked down and saw a young man shivering. She sighed with relief that he was alive. Aura knelt before him and tried to help him up. Soundwave could barely think, in his state of exhausted agony, trying desperately to shut out the merciless, relentless cold ... then his hunger and the hopelessness of his situation ... and then he felt something ... someone was there with him. He knew he hadn't returned to Decepticon Headquarters, but he could feel someone helping him up, and right now he really didn't care who, as long as they didn't throw his back onto that road. Again he felt embarrassed about how helpless and filthy he was, but nothing could be done about that right now. Aura helped him into her dwelling. Soundwave could barely stand, but managed to regain some of his strength.

"You're freezing," she said.

Soundwave nodded, his whole body shivering. She picked up his briefcase and put it onto her table. She didn't mind how wet and filthy it was. The slender, thick long haired woman lead him into the bathroom and begun to fill a deep purple ceramic bathtub. She sat him on the toilet and brought a blanket which she placed around him. It helped a little, although his clothes clung to him, still wet an d cold. Soundwave felt very grateful for her assistance and hoped the unpleasantness would soon be gone. She smiled at him, and he managed a weak smile back, with his shivering mouth. Soundwave felt the water running under the tap. It was unpleasantly cold. He didn't feel like immersing himself in cold water, but he did not wish to appear rude to her, and besides, at least he would be clean and hygiene was very important. Aura took an interestingly shaped purple bottle and poured some of its contents into the running water. Almost immediately a pleasant looking and smelling, sparkling white froth began to appear on the surface of the water.

"Bubble bath," she said with a smile, placing the bottle beside the bath. "I don't know how I'd manage with out it!"

Soundwave managed another small smile, despite how cold and uncomfortable he felt. He assumed 'bubble bath' was a luxury, but at this point was just grateful to be getting clean. Aura left the bathroom, hoping he'd be all right. Soundwave began to take his soiled, unpleasant smelling clothes off and was definitely glad to be out of them and hoped the female wasn't too put off by the state of his attire - or himself. Soundwave utilised the toilet, feeling embarrassed about human bodily functions, but it had to be done, and he was surprised how relieved he felt after he had finished. He was about to step into the bathtub when he heard a knock at the door.

"Yes?" he said, a tad worried he had done something wrong, or that he was supposed to have finished bathing by now when he hadn't even started.

"Can I have your clothes and shoes?" came the woman's voice.

Puzzled as to why, Soundwave gathered them, then opened the door and handed them to her, quite embarrassed at their filthy state and unpleasant odour, but she did not seem to mind.

"Thanks," she said, closing the door and wondering why he hadn't covered himself with a towel. She hadn't seen anything and hoped the stranger wouldn't become hostile in any sense. She could defend herself if that be the case, but her instincts told her that he would not harm her.

Soundwave braced himself for what he thought would be very cold water as he stepped into the bathtub and was pleasantly surprised, however, when he found the water to be quite invigoratingly warm and surmised the tap took a little time to heat up. He lowered himself into the very warm water, with an audible sigh of utter relief. Primus, this felt so good and warm... It had been a long while since he'd felt so relieved. The water soothed his body as well as his mind, the warmth resonating through him. His body tingled pleasantly in the heated waters. The cold began vanishing as the warm water and vapour caressed his tired body. Soundwave splashed himself and smiled at how so much unpleasantness could mercifully disappear in such a short time. He was still quite hungry, but that would have to wait for now.

Meanwhile, in the laundry, Aura had taken Soundwave's clothes to wash them and a small black device fell out, At first she thought it was either a pager, electronic personal organiser or mobile phone. She picked it up, opened it and learned of her guests true identity and part of his mission. At first she couldn't believe it, but with this evidence, how could it not be true?

She placed his clothes and shoes in the washing machine with some of hers and absent mindedly poured a little too much environmentally friendly washing liquid and started the cycle.

Aura began to prepare some dinner for her guest.

Soundwave picked up a light brown round pleasant clove like smelling cake of soap and began to work up a lather cleansing himself with the creamy white foam and proceeded to wash the rest of his body. He used a small scrubbing brush to remove the dirt from under his fingernails and thoroughly washed and scrubbed his feet, satisfied his body was now clean and smelling fresh. However, his hair was still a cold, tangled drenched, filthy mess, and dripping dirty water which streaked down his clean body. He tried to comb his hand through it and winced when it hurt. He dunked his head under the water, shook and ruffled it vigorously, shaking loose any trapped dirt particles and other small trapped objects which he placed into the green bin beside the bath. Soundwave lifted up his head and wrung out some of the water then shook it, shaking out some more. He looked around and found a bottle of black cherry shampoo and unscrewed the cap. It's smell was rather potent, but pleasant and he smiled to read on the label that it was 'extra detangling.' Soundwave had studied human products and their uses. He began to lather his hair, then washed it out and lathered a second time, making sure that his hair was clean. He ran his head under a warm tap to get rid of the excess suds, as there was too much bubbly soap in the bath to wash out any more from his hair. Soundwave did the same with the white cherry conditioner, then wrung and shook the excess water from his head. He felt refreshed, warm and clean now, but that aside - how would he contact Decepticon Headquarters? He knew he was still capable of complete his mission if he could just get to the enemy base. Soundwave emerged from the bath, and was cold again, but this was nowhere near as bad as it had been previously. He pulled out the plug with the Pink VW Beetle toy attached, and made sure all the dirt was washed down the plug hole, then began to ruffle dry his hair, letting it fall past his shoulders, and dried then himself with the towel. Aura knocked on the door and Soundwave opened it.

"I hope these fit," she said, handing him a clean green tartan winter night dress and some socks and underpants. Soundwave felt grateful to be warm and comfortable again.

"I don't know where the pyjamas are," she said. "I hope you don't mind wearing a lady's nightie..." She smiled.

"Not at all," Soundwave said. He really didn't. "I thank you again for your hospitality."

"My pleasure," she said. Although she was tempted to look down upon his naked body, she restrained herself. Obviously he was unaware of human concerns on nakedness.

Soundwave dressed.

"I've made you something to eat," she said.

"Thank you," Soundwave said, wondering what he could give her in return for her kindness, but although she seemed kind - would she have taken him in if she knew who he was? He was unsure he could trust her fully.

"I don't know what you like," she said. "I'm vegetarian, so there's no red or white meat in the house."

It smelled good, whatever it was. Aura pulled out a chair for him. "If you'd like some more, there's more in the kitchen."

"Thank you, again."

Aura smiled and watched him eat.

Although by this time, he was quite ravenous, he controlled himself and ate quite politely, although a little faster then he would usually consume sustenance. He slowed when he felt the empty clawing in his stomach begin to ease. At first he hadn't noticed, but the food was delicious, consisting of fresh steamed vegetables, mash potatoes, and a crisp vege pattie. Soundwave had studied human foods and could identify what was before him, apart from some purple pieces. He asked Aura what they were.

"Roasted purple potatoes," she said with a smile. "Chris, green grocer, gets them all the time. They make a nice mash too."

Soundwave smiled as he ate the pleasant tasting roast potato pieces. He drank the glass of white creamy, liquid before him. It tasted much like energon milk, but very different, of course. He assumed it was cow's milk, which was quite common amongst humans. He looked again at the glass which had a strange cross looking creature on it called Marvin The Martian.

After he had finished, Soundwave thanked his host again. She smiled and took his plate, glass and utensils to the kitchen, washed them and placed them on the light green rack to dry.

"Are you still hungry?" Aura asked.

"Negative," Soundwave replied, "Thank you."

The lightning still flashed and the thunder boomed like a colossal naval battle outside, showing no signs of withdrawal. Soundwave felt grateful not to be out there any longer. The thunder sounded quite pleasant, when one wasn't freezing to death, alone.

Aura came to him with a glass of thick orange liquid.

"Are you feeling all right? I made a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice with honey. You're bound to come down with a cold after that fiasco outside. It'll help."

"Thank you, yet again," Soundwave smiled. "Your kindness is much appreciated."

"My pleasure," she said with a kind smile and went to fetch his clothes.

Soundwave drank the liquid, then set the glass down and realised his hair did not feel so heavy now and he felt it. Of course, it was dry. He noticed that it did not appear quite as dark now that it was dry. He shook his head from side to side. Having hair was a new experience for him. It actually felt nice not wet and bedraggled, kind of light, wavy and fluffy.

Aura brought his clothes to him. "They've been washed, and dried."

Soundwave was relieved at how clean, and fresh they looked and smelt.

"I can't do much about the shoes or the briefcase," she said. "They're ancient history."

Soundwave smiled. "It does not matter. I am just glad I am not." Your camera and tape recorder seem okay though. I just wiped off the dirt."

Soundwave placed his hand over his mouth, unaware he had just yawned.

"You're tired," Aura said.

Although the hot bath had woken him up and invigorated him, Soundwave could feel that wearing off and he nodded. "Walking in the rain for in excess of eight hours does that to one," he said with a smile.

Aura smiled back at him and Soundwave into her spare bedroom.

"You can sleep here," she said. "The bed's already made. I made this room up for when my friends visit."

"Or freezing strangers?"

Aura smiled. "Of course. Just call me if you need anything, and if you're hungry, there's food in the fridge."

Soundwave nodded. "I guess you are tired of me thanking you."

She smiled again. "I hope you have a good sleep." Aura retreated to her own bedroom, in her long gold embroidered maroon winter nightgown.

Soundwave switched off the light in the room, and climbed into the welcoming covers of the bed. He laid his head down on the soft pillow and closed his eyes. He was so tired, even the deafening thunder didn't stop him from falling into a deep, much needed slumber.

Aura lay awake for a while, wondering what to do about her guest, before she too fell asleep.

            * * *

Meanwhile, at Decepticon Headquarters, Megatron was still trying to find his lost friend. He had discovered that Soundwave had not been vaporized by the Trans Teleporter - which set him mind at ease - a little. He still had to find him.

            * * *

Soundwave awoke the following morning and found he was still very tired and didn't want to get up, and stayed under the warm covers for another two hours at least, drifting in and out, before he finally fully stretched his body and emerged.

"Good morning," Aura said, happily, bringing out some breakfast, consisting of sweet corn pop cereal with milk and another glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

"Have a good sleep?"

"Affirmative, thank you. It was most welcome."

Soundwave noticed the thunder had stopped. He looked outside. So had the rain. How different it looked in the daylight with no storm elements.

"I'm glad the rain didn't flood the place," Aura said, but we're a bit higher up here."

"The storm sounded as though it would go one forever."

Aura smiled and nodded. "They do that. It's good for the farmers though. They need the rain for their crops, but I guess you'd had enough."

"Indeed." Soundwave finished his pleasant orange juice and started on the sweet tasting cereal.

Aura waited until he had finished his breakfast. Now was the time to tell him. She was a little nervous when she started, but she felt she had to.

"My name's Aura," she said. "I'm sorry I never introduced myself earlier ... I won't ask what your name is, because you'll only lie to me to protect your true identity, Soundwave."

He turned and stared at her. She handed him his black device.

"It fell out of your jacket when I was washing your clothes."

He felt foolish for forgetting it. He became frightened. She may have contacted the Autobots while he slept, or ...

"It's all right," she said, sensing his fear. "I haven't told anyone you're here."

Soundwave relaxed a little, but was still unsure of her true intentions. She placed her hand on his shoulder. "I'd like to help you get home. You might not believe me, but Transformers have always fascinated me, even you Decepticons, though you Tf's hardly ever come to Australia ..."

"Australia, so that's where I am?"

Aura nodded. "Out in the country to be exact. It's great out here - you can play music and the TV as loud as you like."

Soundwave smiled, sensing the latter half or her sentence was meant more to ease his nerves than to provide information.

Soundwave looked into her eyes, then smiled. He knew he could trust her now.

"Sorry if I scared you," Aura said, "but I had to let you know sometime."

Soundwave nodded. "I am sorry. I would have lied to you if you had asked me who I was."

"I'm not offended, Aura said. "I'd've done the same in your position. It's hard to know who to trust - and yes, I still would've brought you in if I had known who you were from the start."

"Thank you. Many humans would not be so gracious or understanding."

Aura smiled. "Well it figures, I suppose. Decepticons are 'stealing' resources from our planet and aren't interested in humans."

"Do you not find that offensive?"

Aura laughed. "No. Many humans are arrogant - as if they're the only species in the Universe that matters. Earth and the human race are but a small part of the Universe."

Soundwave nodded. "Indeed, but many of your species think otherwise."

"Sad, isn't it? ... I realised that you Decepticons don't believe what you're doing is wrong, otherwise you wouldn't be doing it."

Soundwave nodded. "Of course the Autobots would beg to differ."

Aura nodded. "Yeah, they see you as 'the bad guys.' What they see as universal oppression, you see as bringing control and order to the Universe."

"Well spoken," Soundwave said, impressed with her insight.

"I have no negative feelings toward your kind, Decepticon or Autobot, but I do not approve or war in any sense."

"Nor do I," Soundwave said.

"It's hard, isn't it?" Aura said. "Both sides have views that are so different."

Again Soundwave nodded. "I do not believe either side will accept the others' ways."

"Perhaps sometime in the future you'll come to some sort of a truce."

"Perhaps. This war has gone far beyond simply 'out of hand.'"

"Depressing, isn't it." It wasn't a question.

"Affirmative," Soundwave said. "When things get extremely depressing, I look to the brighter side of existence. I believe in my Cause."

Aura smiled. "Look to the brighter side of existence ... I like the sounda that. So do I ... Now we have to find a way to get you back. Your communicator doesn't work, obviously."

"Negative."

"To get you to the US would cost about $2000 ...."

"Decepticon Headquarters is actually located in the middle of what you call the Atlantic Ocean. My mission ..." Soundwave hesitated.

"You can trust me," Aura assured.

"I know ... My mission was to infiltrate Autobot Headquarters as a human reporter. Megatron activated our Trans Teleporter, which transformed me into a human. It was supposed to then transport me directly to the vicinity of The Autobot Base, Mount Saint Helens, Washington State, USA, but a vicious electrical storm, like the one I was caught in, caused the controls to malfunction..."

"And you ended up here, cold, wet and hungry."

Soundwave gave a smile. "Affirmative."

Aura smiled too. "Affirmative. I like that."

Soundwave had never thought of liking the word in that way. It sounded more technical and formal than yes, although he did use the latter word.

"All right," Aura began. "I have a plan. What was your reporter name?"

"Avon Lambert."

"Nice," she said with a smile.

"Tell me your plan," Soundwave said.

"Just tell me if there are any parts you want to change ... Now ... we contact Autobot Headquarters and tell than you're here - that you, Avon, were spying on the Decepticons for a story and they caught you. Instead of killing you, they dumped you here, far away from your home in ... Sedona, California."

Soundwave smiled, impressed with her thinking. "Sounds good. You certainly don't look that devious."

Aura smirked. "I am when I need to be."

She took Soundwave into her office room in her house, sat down and dialled 0103 for International Directory Assistance. Aura put the phone on speaker.

"Thank you for calling Optus, this is Vila, how may I help you?"

"Hi," Aura said. "I'm after the number for Autobot Headquarters, Mount Saint Helens, Washington State, USA."

"Just one moment while I contact the Operator."

"Thanks."

Aura took down the number as the American accented recording machine said it. "The Area code is, 360 426 38539."

"Did you get that, caller?"

"Yes thank you. I know the overseas codes. Thanks again."

"A pleasure."

"Thanks. Bye now."

Aura pressed the hang up button, then released it, took a breath and dialled. 00111 360 426 38539. "Here goes...."

"Thank you," Soundwave said sensing her nervousness - he was too.

She was greeted by a recorded message. "Communications to Autobot Headquarters are down..."

"Fuck!" Aura cursed, angry at first.

"Due to Decepticon attack," the recording continued. "Estimated time of repair, twenty four Earth hours. Thank you for calling Autobot Headquarters. Please try again."

"Oops," Soundwave said.

Aura smiled, then they both laughed.

"Well, look on the bright side, that gives you a bit more time to explore as a human," Aura said. "I'll take you into town and get you some clothes."

"I thank you, but I have these."

Aura smiled. "No offence, Soundwave, but dull greens, browns and greys aren't your colors and you need a change of clothes, new shoes and some things anyway. Come on, It'll be fun. I'd like to show you around."

Soundwave smiled. "My curiosity is piqued." He sensed she was taking him 'into town' more so for his education than getting him some new clothing. Always eager to learn more, he looked forward to the new experience.

Aura slung her large black bag over her shoulder, checked her keys were attached to it on the chain and that she had her wallet. Soundwave followed her, in a way glad that the communications were down. Although he wanted to complete his mission and report back to his fellow Decepticons, he wanted to spend a little more time with Aura and learn from this new experience. Perhaps that's what the Universe wanted to teach him. Soundwave followed her out of her house.

Aura opened the sea green roll-a-door to her garage, revealing her clean, bright yellow Volkswagen Beetle. It reminded Soundwave of Bumblebee, except much bigger. Everything seemed bigger now that he was human.

He climbed into the car with Aura and she told him to put his seat belt on.

"This is Herbie," she said. "The real Herbie was a Volkswagen in some Earth comedies, number 53."

Soundwave nodded. "I have watched some human television. Some of it is quite good."

"And some if it's crap." Aura smiled.

So did Soundwave.

It was about twenty minute drive to the shops. The road and trees looked so different in the day, not being ravaged by the elements of nature, and being driven in a human car was a new experience for him.

Aura parked her car and walked to the Avalon Centre with Soundwave.

"I'm not forcing you," she said. "Just look around and see if there's anything you like."

"I do not feel forced. I am quite curious." Soundwave looked around at the many men, women, children and some animals around the shopping mall.

"I guess it's new for you, huh?"

Soundwave nodded and lowered his voice. "Although I am aware of many human customs, beliefs, products and ways, there are some things that I have yet to learn. You come to this shopping mall to acquire products you require?"

"That's part of it. We also come here to eat, watch movies, and some people come to socialise."

"You do not socialise?"

Aura shook her head. "I go out with friends sometimes, but I generally like to be alone."

"As do I."

Aura smiled. "Come, on, let's look around."

"Where is a bank?"

"What for?" Aura asked.

"I am aware that humans use money to purchase items and such."

Aura smiled. "You have to have money in the bank to get it. Humans go to work for money. You can't just get it like that."

"As I said there were some things I had yet to learn."

"It's okay," Aura said. "It would be nice if anyone could get money whenever they needed it. But don't worry, I have some."

"You do not mind?"

She shook her head. "Of course not."

"You are very kind."

Aura smiled and took his hand. She was indeed a very kind person and Soundwave wished there was some way he could repay her as he followed her.

She took him into an intriguing looking shop, called Shining Bright.

"This is what we call an alternate shop."

Soundwave smelled the pleasant air.

"Indian Incense," Aura said. "Nag Champa, I think."

Soundwave looked at the intriguing sculptures, crystals, medallions, amulets, goblets, talismans, dream catchers, wind chimes, accessories, clothes and other unique things in the store. Aura helped him look through the clothes. Soundwave pulled out a navy blue, dark purple and black pair of tie dyed pants, made from a soft, wavy material.

"Nice," Aura said. "Want to try them on and see if they fit?"

Soundwave nodded. Aura showed him to the change room.

"I'll look for a shirt."

"Thanks." Soundwave closed the curtain, took off his clothes. He assumed he was meant to keep his underclothes on and put the trousers on over his black underpants.

Aura found a soft yellow shirt, made from similar material. Soundwave tried it on.

"Looks good," Aura said.

Soundwave looked at himself in the mirror. "Agreed." He was surprised at how much better one could look and feel with a simple change of clothing, not that he had even been vain, but he felt better in his new clothes.

"Do you want to get these?" Aura asked.

"Affirmative," Soundwave said, "please." He also liked the way the materials felt on his skin.

"Done. It's lucky we found something so quickly - sometimes you can search for hours, days even. Can you give me the price tags? Usually you take the clothes off and put back on your old clothes, but you can keep these on if you like."

Soundwave nodded. "Yes, thank you." He pulled off the tags and handed them to her.

"Thanks."

Soundwave bundled up his old clothes. Aura took them from him and placed them in the 'poor basket.'

"Thank you, Aura," Maeilia, the smiling shop keeper said.

"My pleasure." Aura handed her the tags.

"Thanks."

Soundwave came out of the fitting room.

"Thirty-nine dollars for the pants, and twenty five dollars for the shirt," Maeilia said.

Aura took the money out of her wallet and paid for the clothes.

Together she and Soundwave walked out of the store.

Soundwave indeed looked much sexier in his new clothes, Aura thought, but she didn't say anything. She didn't want Soundwave to think her shallow for only thinking that of him.

"Now, we need to get you a suit," she said.

"Did we not just do that?"

Aura smiled. "Yeah, but you need what we call 'work clothes.' You're supposed to be a reporter, remember ... Avon."

Soundwave smiled. "Of course."

"But first ... are you hungry?"

"Yes, come to think of it."

Aura lead Soundwave to a vegetarian take away in the food hall and ordered two medium spiced vege burgers with a side order of fries, cooked in vegetable oil, of course. She also bought two bottles of pineapple juice, and a slice of camembert cheese.

"If you don't like the burger, I can get something else," she said.

"No, it's fine," he said. "Besides, it smells good."

Aura smiled. Together they sat at a corner table and began to eat their lunch.

Soundwave took a bite of the vege burger, and after that, tried one of the fried potato slivers on which Aura had sprinkled some sodium chloride and pepper and poured some

white acetic acid. "Very nice," he said. "Does all human food taste this good?"

"It depends on your tastes and what you like," Aura said. "Here. Try this. It's camembert cheese." She handed him the slice.

Soundwave took a bite and his face screwed up.

"I mean no offence ... but I dislike this food ..."

"I don't blame you. I can't stand the stuff myself, but some people love it, different stroked for different folks. Drink some of your juice and have some more vege burger - it'll get rid of the taste."

Soundwave picked up the bottle, and swallowed some of the pleasant, sweet liquid, then ate some of his vege burger, and was glad when the awful taste of the camembert went away. He hadn't realised how thirsty he was and finished his juice in no time.

He and Aura threw their rubbish in the bin near the table.

She took Soundwave into the supermarket and made sure no one was within earshot and lowered her voice as she explained to him. "This is a supermarket, where we obtain groceries, such as food for us and our pets, drink, shampoo, soap, things for the house, etcetera."

Aura lead him straight to the confectionery area, where and smiled as she picked up a 100g pack of Smith's salt & vinegar chips and a large block of Cadbury's full cream milk chocolate.

"We'll have these later," she said. "I think we're both full now."

Soundwave smiled as he followed Aura to the clothing section where she helped him pick out a 3-pack of socks and underpants. She also grabbed some hair elastics.

"The purpose of these?" Soundwave inquired, curious.

"They're to tie your hair back - looks more professional."

Soundwave nodded. "That will be advantageous."

"We also need to get a pair of pyjamas for you, - you'll need to be there for a few days at least, and we also need to get some films for your camera."

"Your generosity is overwhelming," Soundwave said.

Aura smiled. "Well, gotta love me!"

"Indeed."

Soundwave picked out a pair of navy blue winter pyjamas, which Aura said were his size. She picked up a 5-pack of Fuji 36 exposures, 400 speed. "These are really good."

"Thank you," Soundwave said. "I am glad you are here to assist me."

She smiled. "I'm glad I am too."

She paid for the items and they exited the shop. Soundwave placed the film and clothes into his bag.

"I know a shop we could visit, to get you a suit," Aura said, excitedly, as they exited the supermarket. "Uhh, I hope none of this is boring you ..."

"Not at all. I find it most intriguing."

Aura smiled. "I'm glad you like it."

She took Soundwave to 'Portland.' "There's always lots of interesting things in this shop."

She began to look around with Soundwave. He pulled out a nicely tailored navy blue suit with milky yellow trimmings and yellow satin lining.

"Ooh, that's nice," Aura said.

"It is also quite expensive. I can't expect ..."

Aura smiled. "If you want it, it's okay. I'm not what they call mega rich, but I really want to help you."

"You already have."

She smiled. "Try it on ... Yes, I'm sure."

"Is it just me or do human clothes seem overpriced?"

Aura chuckled. "Just seem?"

Soundwave smiled back at her. "I wish there was something I could give you in return."

She smiled. "You have given me your trust and friendship, and It's nice to have someone to show around."

"I am glad," he said, entering the fitting room.

"Keep the yellow shirt on underneath," Aura said. "It'll look good with the suit.

Aura waited until he had changed.

Soundwave straightened the jacket. The tailored pants fit well which he was pleased about then stepped out of the fitting room.

"Ooh, I like," Aura said.

Soundwave nodded. "So do I. Are sure you do mot mind paying for-"

Aura smiled and shook her head. "No, it's all right."

"Thanks." Soundwave said, with a smile.

"Put your other pants back on," Aura said, "and I'll pay for the suit."

Soundwave felt the least he could do was carry his new suit and so he did. Aura insisted on purchasing a new pair of shoes and a bag - both of which he knew he needed and tried to think of a way he could repay Aura for her generosity.

He quite liked his new black shoes. He tried a few pairs on before he found these. They went well with his new clothes and felt very comfortable. The khaki green ones, again not his color, which he had come here with although they were clean and dry, had not stood up to the weather and were falling apart. Soundwave happily disposed of them in the nearest bin. It was easy enough to find a bag. He chose a large, but not bulky, black canvas one, with internal and external compartments for various items. Aura had gone into the newsagency and bought him a purple and a yellow note pad, some pens, and a navy blue clip folder.

"You are very appreciative of colors," Soundwave said.

Aura smiled. "Yeah, it's nice to have a lot of colored things. If you need it, you may as well get one in a nice color!"

Soundwave smiled. Aura also bought something called a TV Week magazine for herself, flipped through it and got quite excited when she discovered they were playing a Xena episode she missed. "It's 'Death In Chains' ... the one with Hades!" she exclaimed excitedly. "Man I love that guy! He's soooo gorgeous and sexy! ... Sorry..."

"No need to apologise," Soundwave said with a smile. "Was Hades not the 'Lord of the Dead?'"

"Yes," Aura said. "The Disney's James Woods Hades was way cool too..." she smiled, then continued, "it's a common mistake in today's world that 'Hades' is another name for Hell or 'the Devil'. In Ancient Greek Mythology, Hades ruled the Underworld, which consisted of two parts, Tartarus, where the evil souls went and The Elysian Fields, where the good souls went when their mortal bodies perished. Hades cared for all the souls in his realm. Hades fell in love with Persephone, and she became his loving wife. I see Hades as a protector."

"Interesting," Soundwave said. "I shall study the Greek Myths in more depth when I return from my mission."

Aura smiled. "Great!"

"I thank you again," Soundwave said,. "I do not know what I would have done without your assistance."

She smiled again. "It's my pleasure, but please don't think that I'm well buying you all this stuff because I expect something back... I-"

"I know," Soundwave said, his voice gentle. "Your kindness is very unique and special."

Aura smiled. "Thanks ... there's something else I wanted to show you ..."

She took Soundwave into the toy shop and showed him some toy Transformers. "Both children and adults play with these and collect them."

Soundwave was surprised to see Decepticon toys. "I thought humans despised us..."

"Well they say they needed Decepticon toys to combat the Autobot ones ..."

Aura found a dual pack of Soundwave and Megatron, with all of Soundwave's Cassettes.

Soundwave could not help but laugh. "Good likenesses."

The two heard some girl's voices coming toward them from the adjacent aisle.

"I wanna get the new Starscream!"

"Like, Rosie, how many Starscream's ya got?"

"Every version of him that came out. He's sooo cute!!! How Many Optimus' you got, Suse?"

"About as many Starscreams as you."

They both giggled.

"He's so cute," Susan said.

"Prime or Starscream?"

"Both."

They giggled again and began to look at the toys, excitedly grabbing an Optimus Prime and a Starscream.

"Now the shopping list ... We gotta get a Optimus and Elita pack for Tannie, like reckons thinks Oppy's sexy and gorgeous too!"

"We also gotta get her a Soundwave," Susan said. "She loves that guy too!"

"Yeah, he's got a cool voice and like he's so cute ... Now ... who else ... we have to get a Huffer for Tony, an Ultra Magnus for Phoenix, a Megatron for Ruby, and a Soundwave for Raksha."

"Ssh! Someone'll hear! We're not supposed to like the 'Cons..."

"So? They're as cool as the 'Bots!"

Both Aura and Soundwave looked at each other and smiled as the two girls rushed off excitedly to the checkout to buy their and their friends' toys.

"Looks like you're popular," Aura whispered.

Soundwave was still quite surprised and chuckled to himself.

"Intriguing. Do they really think Transformers are cute ... and sexy?"

"Yeah ... Can't say I blame them," and she smiled. "Here," she said, handing him two dual packs of the Soundwave and Megatron toy.

"I cannot ask you any more of you."

Aura smiled. "Trust me - you'll regret it if you don't get these now. Transformer toys which they don't make anymore are major league hard to get and if you do find one, collectors prices, ain't cheap. Trust me. I went to BotCon last year - and some of those dealers - whooh!"

"All right," Soundwave smiled. "I shall impose upon your generosity once more."

Aura smiled picked up another dual pack.

"Three?"

She smiled. "I don't have this one ... I've been collecting these since they first came out. I didn't wanna say anything before. Didn't want to sound too corny."

Soundwave smiled and imagined the look on his friend's face when he got back and showed him the toy.

Soundwave took a Starscream off the shelf. "Although I dislike him - he will love this."

Aura giggled. "I bet he would!"

"You do not mind ..."

"Nah," she smiled.

Aura turned around and saw a fairy doll.

"Oh wow!" she exclaimed. "Moon Light! I've been waiting ages for her to come out!"

She picked up the beautiful sparkling fairy doll. "They're lovely, aren't they?"

She showed Soundwave the others in the set. "These are her five sisters, Raekella, she's the red one, long wavy auburn hair, quite feisty and a bit mischievous, but she has a good heart, Bluedon; the blue one, short blond hair ... She's calm and loving and the peacekeeper, Oceanus; white and blue, very long white hair, the guardian of the oceans, Cinna; brown, cinnamon color hair, - she's quite spicy and brings life to the Earth and lastly Seph, black and grey, very long white streaked black hair. She cares for those who have died."

"Like Hades," Soundwave said.

Aura nodded. "They're all so lovely."

"Affirmative, quite aesthetically pleasing. Fairies are an important aspect of human folklore are they not?"

Aura nodded. "Yes, they are."

"Do you believe they exist?"

"Yes, but I've never seen a real one yet."

"We have a similar myth on Cybertron. They are said to be small robotic elf like beings we call pixoids. Like your fairies, they have delicate wings and are capable of flight. Some are said to assist one, while others are said to be quite mischievous."

Aura smiled. "How cute! ... Transformer Fairies ... Some of our fairies, pixies and hobgoblins are mischievous and cute, like Puck - Robin Goodfellow, but some are like heaps evil and hideous. Not all of them are as pretty as Moon Light and her sisters."

Soundwave smiled. "In my youth, I actually thought I saw a pixoid, although I quickly dismissed it, but now I am not so sure."

Aura smiled. "I'd love to see one too."

Soundwave looked again at the fairy dolls. "Makes me wish I had a pixoid doll," he said with a smile.

Aura paid for the Transformer and fairy toys with her card and placed her set in her bag.

Soundwave took the other two. "Eftpos?" he inquired.

"Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale," Aura explained. "It comes straight out of my bank account. If you ask me, Eftpos sounds more like the Ancient Greek God of Shopping."

Soundwave chuckled, and the toy shop assistant laughed. "You're good, Aura! We're getting some new Transformers, Blake's 7, Jem, and Sailor Moon stuff in next week. You Stormer from Jem and the Negaverse baddies, Neflite, Malachite and Zoisite from Sailor Moon? Oh yeah ... almost forgot - that Elwood Blues, Blues Brothers doll is coming in too ... Don't worry - we'll put them all on lay buy!"

"Wow! Cool! Thanks! I'll be here!"

She happily left the shop with Soundwave. "Just wish they all didn't cost so much ..."

"They know you well here. It is a pleasant community."

"Yes, it's a lovely little town. Not too close or far away from anything. The people around here are really friendly."

They sat down on a bench opposite the toy shop. Aura took a scissors from of her green tartan pencil case in her bag, and began to cut open the bubble on the Transformers and Moon Light.

"I like to keep the boxed and cards."

Aura pulled the Transformers and doll from the plastic and shook her hair loose.

"I can never wait until I get home... I don't even get embarrassed if anyone sees me anymore. I love my toys!"

Both she and Soundwave smiled. Aura threw out the plastic from the boxes, including the small hairbrush that came with Moon Light.

"Do you not need that to brush the doll's hair?"

"Nah. I use my brush, besides, the brushes you get with dolls are always too small and crap."

"I see," Soundwave said. "Speaking of hair, I have noticed that your hair color differs from those I have seen."

Aura smiled, took some of her hair up, then let it fall. "It's completely natural, actually. Not many people can say that they have natural deep purple hair. Makes me feel unique."

Soundwave smiled, then began to cut open one of his boxes and transformed the toy of himself and Megatron, then placed the toys of the cassettes inside the toy of himself. "Most impressive. They have engineered all the mechanisms correctly."

Aura nodded as she transformed her toy of Soundwave. "Yeah, it's amazing how you guys transform. Oo - can you wait here for a sec? I forgot to get something..."

Soundwave nodded, knowing a 'sec' generally meant a minute or two.

Aura rushed into the shop and bought the larger 12 inch doll of Moon Light, paid for her, placed her inside her bag and went to join Soundwave.

"Do you want to go to a movie later on?" she asked.

"Movie? Moving pictures, projected onto canvas?"

Aura laughed. "Yep, that's the one. I checked. It starts at 6.30 tonight."

"Sounds good to me," Soundwave said.

"Great!"

She and Soundwave walked to Herbie in the car park.

"Miss me?" she asked with a smile, as she patted the cute Vee Dub.

Soundwave smiled. "Where are we going now? It's an hour, twenty-one minutes and fifty-seven seconds before the movie starts."

Aura smiled. "Even though I've got my watch, I'm glad you're here to keep time! I'm gonna go to Cullen Gardens to pick up some fresh fruit & veg. I can get it here, but I prefer it from there and Chris, the owner is a lovely man."

It was about a fifteen minute drive.

"Hello, darlin'," Chris greeted Aura, giving her a kiss on the cheek.

He was nice looking, in his 40's, a biggish man that the second you saw him, all you could think of doing was giving him a great big bear hug.

"Hi, Chris," Aura said with a smile, giving him a hug.

Soundwave could tell by their body language that they were very good friends, not that he would have been jealous if they were more.

"This is my friend, Avon Lambert from America."

"Howdy," Chris said, taking off his hat. "Like Australia so far?"

"When I am not freezing in the rain."

Chris chuckled. "Got caught in the storm, did ya? Poor bugger."

"Australia is a lovely country, what I have seen of it so far," Soundwave said.

"Too right," Chris said, proud. "Enjoy your stay, mate."

"I shall."

Chris smiled and turned to Aura.

"So what'll it be, Miss?"

She smiled. Chris always made her smile.

"First of all, some black, and some white cherries, mandarins and corn on the cob."

Aura then spotted a tiny lone cactus. "Ohh, how much is he? He's sooo cute!" She knelt down and picked up the plant.

"Usually six bucks, but because you're so gorgeous, he's free."

Aura chuckled. Chris was the only one who could talk to her without fiercely getting told where to go, as she knew he was only being friendly. Aura had never regretted the day she'd moved to this town.

She showed Soundwave the small cactus. "I think I'll name him after you, Avon."

Soundwave smiled.

"What about me?" Chris mocked sounding offended.

"Oh, you ... you know I called my red star cactus after you." She patted him on the nose.

Soundwave and Chris helped Aura gather fruit and vegetables on her list.

"Do you want pomegranates?" Chris asked. "I know you like them."

"Oh, yeah!" Aura said. "I forgot to put them on my list!"

"You also forgot peas and potatoes and blueberries."

Aura smiled. "You know me better than I do, only I do have some potatoes."

Soundwave smiled. Human communities and ways of life were so different from Transformers', Decepticon or Autobot.

Aura took her goodies to the counter.

"Righty-O." Chris began to tally the goods. "Comes to thirty five smackaroos."

Aura paid him forty. "Keep the change, darlin'."

"Thanks, love."

He carried the box to the car.

"You're such a sweetie pie," Aura said, giving him a peck on the cheek. She was capable of carrying the box herself, but knew Chris liked to help. It was rare to meet a man like him.

Aura and Soundwave waved goodbye as they left, and saw Chris greet some new arrivals.

"He is a nice person, as you said," Soundwave observed.

Aura smiled. "Yeah, he is, isn't he?"

She shared some mandarins, cherries, blueberries, and strawberries with Soundwave.

"I am not keen on these," he said, holding up a half eaten strawberry.

"They're much nicer marinated for about a minute in vinegar, then coated with caster sugar. It's a recipe a friend of my mum's taught her."

Aura took the even more scenic route back, showing Soundwave more of the countryside, and they drove past the lake, partially hidden by the trees.

"Calm as a millpond on a day like this - would've been full on yesterday night though!"

"I can imagine," Soundwave said, almost shivering.

Soundwave frowned when they arrived back and placed his hand on his stomach.

"I am feeling hungry again. Is this normal?"

Aura smiled. "Yes. Humans usually eat three meals a day with snacks in between, and it's dinner time about now."

The two feasted on crisp toasted tabouleh rolls, stuffed vine leaves and vegetarian sushi.

"The rolls and vine leaves are Lebanese and the sushi is Japanese," Aura explained. "It's great that we can get food from so many different countries."

Soundwave covered his mouth and winced.

Aura half smiled. "You put too much of that green stuff on. It's Wasabi - horseradish paste - quite hot."

Soundwave nodded and ate a piece of sushi with no wasabi and drank some of his Diet Dr. Pepper, the intriguing cherry cola like fizzy liquid, helping to soothe the burning sensation. "Most Intriguing," he said, having another piece of sushi with much less wasabi.

Aura sat with Soundwave in the very front row of the cinema.

"We're not supposed to talk when the movie starts," she said. "In some cinemas, the front seats are too far forward, but I like it in this one. Not too close for ya?"

Soundwave shook his head. He wasn't sure what to expect. A movie was make believe, right? How real did they make them look? Even a movie based on a true story was still acted. Soundwave was quite curious. He knew the true story behind this film, but was intrigued to find out what a 'film' was exactly.

Aura took out the packet chips and chocolate she'd bought earlier and began to share them with Soundwave. He quite liked the tangy taste of the chips, even if they were oily.

Soundwave had a sip of the milk, Aura had brought for them to share, before she opened the bar of chocolate.

"One of my favorite foods," she said, with a smile.

She broke off a row of five pieces and gave them to Soundwave.

He sniffed it first, finding its unique aroma rather pleasant. Then he started to eat the 'choccie' as she'd called it. He was intrigued at how it melted in his mouth, and the taste.... the taste ... was even more unique and delicious that the aroma. Soundwave swallowed and finished his other pieces.

"Nice, isn't it?" Aura smiled, giving him some more.

Soundwave noticed she'd bought a big block.

"I can see why you like it so much," he said with a smile.

They'd finished by the time the movie had started.

Three and a half hours later, they emerged from the cinema.

"You like it?" Aura asked.

Soundwave had been quite impressed with how real the effects were.

"It is intriguing how they fabricated a love story around an actual historical event."

Aura nodded. "It's a great film. I've seen it before. Lucky it's still at the movies!"

The movie had been quite moving and sad in many parts and the beautiful music had fitted it perfectly. Soundwave had felt more for the people who had actually died in the real event, rather than those the love story revolved around, although the make-believe story had been well made and acted. He was also intrigued at how the movie had made him think about something he'd filed in his memory banks as an event in human history, but now he found himself thinking about the suffering, the hopelessness, those who had survived the human disaster and the many who had perished, aboard the so called 'unsinkable' RMS Titanic.

It was shortly after 10.00pm when they emerged from the movie. The mall had become dark and quiet. Soundwave looked around. Not many people were here now.

"She shops close at around 5-6pm on Weekdays," Aura told him. "Expect on Thursday Nights we have what we call late night shopping and they're open until about 9pm."

She and Soundwave walked to Herbie.

Again, the road looked different at night when it wasn't pelted with rain.

"Strange," Soundwave said, looking out of the car window. "There were no lights last night. Malfunction?"

"Ya. The whole place had a huge blackout. Luckily I had 'Liberator' my trusty standby generator."

"Fortunate indeed, for both of us. I would not have seen your outside light."

"It must've been like a hand reaching out of the dark..."

"It was indeed. At first I thought I was seeing things."

"I'm so glad I switched it on. I like to leave it on at night, especially in the rain, in case someone ever came by, needing a place to stop."

Soundwave smiled. "Very gracious of you, but can many humans not be trusted?"

"Indeed. It's usually all right around here, and I can defend myself if I need to."

Aura smiled as she turned down a side road.

"We are deviating off course," Soundwave pointed out. "Short cut?"

"No," Aura said. There's something else I wanna show you."

Soundwave smiled at her. "You have shown me so much already and spent quite a lot of money. I -"

Aura smiled. "It's all right. I wanted to, and besides, this won't cost anything."

She pulled up Herb beside the lake she had shown him earlier. They left their belongings in the car and walked to the lake's edge. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Aura said.

Soundwave looked at the dark, calm ripples on the lake, which shimmered subtlety in the starlight.

He listened to the few crickets singing and a frog by the lake, then heard a most peculiar sound ... 'ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa...'

"It's a kookaburra," Aura said, smiling at Soundwave's confused expression. "An Australian bird. When they 'laugh' it sometimes means a storm is coming. Not now though - there are hardly clouds in the sky."

Aura lay on the soft, longish grass. Soundwave did the same and they looked up at the stars. Aura pointed out the Southern Cross constellation, consisting of four stars in the shape of a kite.

"Now I can usually find Orion..." She moved her arm, then pointed. "See those three stars in a row over there?"

"I see them," Soundwave said.

"That's Orion's belt. The Egyptians names the constellation Osiris."

"It is intriguing how the humans see images in the stars."

Aura smiled. "Yeah, like you can see shapes in the clouds. If you look down, from Orion's belt, there's a pinkish twinkling star. That's Rigel, 900 light years away."

"You know your Astrology."

Aura smiled. "It was one of my favorite subjects along with geology. A friend of mine showed me The Big Dipper constellation when I was in Canada. I'd always wanted to see it. You can't see it here."

"Like one cannot observe the Southern Cross from the Northern Hemisphere."

"Affirmative," Aura said. "I think I'll use that word too now."

Soundwave smiled and chuckled.

"You can see so many more stars out here than you can in the city," Aura said. "See The Milky Way?"

Soundwave nodded as he saw the subtle white Milky Way seeming to weave its way in and out of the stars, like a beautiful Celestial Tapestry.

Even though it was getting quite cold, they stayed out for a while longer. Both Soundwave and Aura witnessed quite a few shooting stars while they stargazed.

"It's hard to believe a simple dust particle burning up in our atmosphere can look so beautiful," she said.

"Indeed," Soundwave said.

Aura held his hand. "Did you make a wish?"

"Yes."

Aura arrived at her house, and drove Herbie into the garage. She and Soundwave gathered their spoils of the day and exited Herbie. Aura kissed her fingers and patted the V Dub.

"Thanks, babe."

Soundwave smiled. She was such a unique, sweet girl.

Aura used her remote control to lock her garage and the two walked along the yellow brick path to her house. The outside light automatically came on.

"Clever," Soundwave said.

"I always hated forgetting to leave it on when I went out and leaving it on all day uses more electricity. It's more so for me, than worrying about break and enterers though. It's nice to feel safe."

She unlocked her door and they walked inside her warm house. Soundwave was nowhere near as cold as he had been the previous night, but it was still nice to come to warmth.

"I need to utilise the 'dunny' as you call it."

Aura smiled. "So do I, actually."

"Ladies first."

"Sure?"

Soundwave nodded. "Of course.

Aura smiled. "You're such a sweeite."

He smiled as he watched her enter the bathroom and hung up his new navy blue suit to minimize creasing.

Truth be known, Aura hated this 'business' that humans had to do as much as Soundwave. At least she had a lovely sparkling blue dolphin resin seat to sit down on!

Soundwave helped Aura put her food away and she began to boil some corn on the cob, then got some margarine out of the fridge and sea salt from the cupboard. Both of them munched on a some sweet raw corn cobs before the corn in the pot had cooked.

"The color of the kitchen is quite pleasant," Soundwave said, looking at the pastel green walls and dolphin seascape lino floor covering. "I also notice you have many colored appliances," noting her pastel green kettle, bright yellow toaster, and aqua vacuum cleaner, amongst other pleasant adornments.

Aura smiled. "I had the place redone and renovated when I bought it and I've been collecting things here there, and everywhere. I'm glad you like it."

"It is most pleasing."

After dinner ...

"C'mon, Let's play with our stuff," Aura smiled.

The two of them gathered their spoils of the day and spilled them out on the floor. Soundwave smiled. Aura was definitely a unique individual.

She put her baby cactus with her others. "There you go, little Avon ..."

Soundwave smiled. Little Avon indeed looked quite at home here. Aura picked up her cute, tiny green watering can and gave them all a little water. "There you go, babies ..."

Aura she turned around and fed the coloured fish in her small aquarium. "There you go too ...."

Soundwave had barely noticed her fishes, but now he looked at them, it was lovely and tranquil, the way they swam placidly about their aquatic home. Aura placed her long, thick purple haired mermaid doll and treasure chest atop the tank and joined Soundwave on the floor.

Aura took Moon Light, the fairy doll out of her bag. She showed Soundwave her profile on the back of the packet.

            Moon Light ... A strong heart and spirit. Moon Light is a caring soul, a faerie who helps those in need. She cares for hose who suffer, from wither physical or emotional strains of life. She has been known to lead many a weary traveller to shelter. To call upon her gifts, close your eyes, envision yourself surrounded by white and light green light, face North and repeat the following chant three times, whilst turning around in a clockwise direction.

 

 

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

O Moon Light, O Moon Bright

I call up on your true insight

Come to me this day or night

Celestial magic and faerie might

Help me to see the light

Guide me to what is right

With your love I begin my Flight

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Soundwave smiled. "Perhaps I should have done that when I first arrived here. It is a lovely piece, even if it was just written for the doll."

Aura smiled as Soundwave began to look at the doll. Her costume consisted of a loose, fine pastel green mesh material. Underneath was painted white with crystal coloured glitter painted onto her body, which changed color and shimmered in the light. Her wings were transparent, and of the same crystal color. Her face looked so kind, her small lips, green eyes full of expression, with slightly metallic light green eye shadow. Her thick lights green hair, with white streaks reached to the centre of her back. Aura stroked her hair.

"These are some of the 'girlie' toys I love," Aura said with a smile. "Even if they are just toys beings of myth...." She put Moon Light down.

"Just out of interest," Soundwave said, "what is Seph's chant?"

Aura smiled and told him.

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Seph, faerie Guardian of the dead

In the Realm of Hades, rest my head

Come to me this day or night

Celestial magic and faerie might

Care for my soul forever more

As you have done for countless more

Let me pass through your loving Door

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That's lovely," Soundwave said.

"I know. It eases my mind on Death, looking at it that way, and knowing that I'd be cared for, until my soul decides to return in it's new form."

"Interesting," Soundwave said, "although I have no idea who I was in a past life."

Aura smiled. "Probably someone really interesting."

Soundwave smiled.

"I'm going to have a bath now, okay?"

Soundwave nodded.

Aura ran her bath and placed in a generous helping of yellow 'revitalising' bubblebath and sank into the lovely, soothing warm waters.

Whilst Aura bathed, Soundwave looked around her lounge room, and noticed more than he had before. He noticed the warm light brown walls, various fantasy pictures, a picture of Mount Saint Helens, before and after the eruption. Soundwave looked at the picture .. somehow it did not look like the Autobot's Headquarters hee and he looked at the beautiful volcano more closely, then began to take in the many fantasy figurines, mermaids, dragons, wizards, fairies, elves... On her bookshelf, he spotted a book simply entitles 'Faeries.' Intrigued he took it and began to read it and look at the beautiful drawings.

Soundwave had almost finished the book when Aura emerged, wrapped in a towel, fresh from her bath.

"Lovely book, isn't it?"

"Indeed. I noticed that Moon Light and her sisters are not in here."

"No, I think they're just done for the toys. Be nice if they were real, but then is another Universe, they might well be."

She showed Soundwave another room of her house. "This is a very special room... "

Light lilac walls greeted them, with subtle glitter crystal also some blue, purple and red glitter painted on. A few fantasy decorations inhabited on one corner. Soundwave turned around, to see toys everywhere, organised beautifully, including large section on Transformers.

He smiled. "You do love your toys."

Aura smiled back. "An adult without toys is like a night without stars."

Soundwave looked closely at the Transformer toys, Decepticon, Autobot, neutral and much other Transformer merchandise she had collected over the years.

"You possess a lovely abode," he said.

She smiled. "Thanks. It took me quite a while to get set up here. Earth living isn't cheap."

"I know. I have seen many human suffering as they do not have the means to live in comfort."

"It's sad. I hate money. I wish we didn't need it ... and it is hard to get settled, but little by little, you get there."

"If you do not mind me asking, what is it that you 'do for a living?'"

Aura smiled. "Of course I don't mind you asking. I'm a writer. I work from home, writing novels and also scripts for television and movies. I'm waiting to hear back on what 20th Century Fox thought of my sequel to 'Out To Sea.'"

"Good luck."

Aura smiled and nodded. "Yeah!"

She placed her new fairy and Transformer dolls in the room.

Aura and Soundwave walked to the lounge room.

"Oo!" she exclaimed, almost startling Soundwave, although he'd gotten used to her sudden exclamations by now! "Just a minute..."

She returned with her Olympus camera. "Please say you don't mind if I take some pictures of you..."

Soundwave smiled. "I don't mind."

"Thanks ..." Aura took a few pictures of Soundwave and gave him a picture of herself.

"Thank you," he said. "Although even without this I shall never forget you."

"Nor I you," she said with a smile. "I can't wait to get this developed! Just a few more pics to go!"

Soundwave smiled as he watched Aura utilise her stereo system and put on a CD which started playing £40 Float, a traditional, vibey Irish Jig.

"Care to dance, sir?"

"It would be my pleasure, Miss."

They both began to dance in rhythm to the fast-paced music, becoming faster toward the end. They laughed as they danced together and flopped down on the sofa laughing.

"That was fun!"

"Indeed."

"Whooh! What a day!"

"Indeed," Soundwave said. "I ... I want to thank you for everything you did for me ... the things you bought for me and what you showed and taught me."

Aura kissed him on the cheek. "It was all my pleasure and I want to thank you. It was lovely to meet a new friend to care for and show around."

Soundwave smiled. "That part is my pleasure ... I have never danced with a partner before."

"Alone?"

"Sometimes."

"I often dance alone, but nice to have a partner from time to time."

Soundwave smiled. "I doubt many humans would dance an Irish Jig at 1.30 in the morning," he said. "You are most unique."

Aura smiled. "I know. So are you."

Both 'humans' started to yawn, and they smiled.

"I think it's high time we both flopped into bed," Aura said.

"Agreed."

They both stood. "Sweet dreams, Soundwave."

"And also to you."

"I'm going to check Autobot HQ just in case.... Nope" she said after she got the same recorded message.

"It does not matter," Soundwave said. "They have probably put Ratchet on the job, fixing Teletraan and he is an exceptional medic."

"Great," Aura said, impressed that Soundwave was not embarrassed to say something good about his enemies when it was the truth.

Soundwave knew he had to leave her soon, but was sad to. He'd miss her. He lay awake in his bed for a while before slumber greeted him.

Aura too lay awake for a while, thinking how she'd miss Soundwave when he left, but she knew he had to. The Decepticon Cause meant a great deal to him and she knew he belonged with his own kind. She wanted what was best for him, and unlike some selfish humans, she wasn't going to let her desires cloud her, but she dearly hoped she'd meet him again sometime. Before long, her tiredness consumed her and she fell into a deep sleep.

            * * *

The following morning, Soundwave had woken a few hours before Aura and had looked through his old folder, at his documents he needed for his mission. Most of them had been partially ruined or wrecked by the rain, damp, dirty and some of the ink had smudged. He began to sort them out when Aura emerged from her slumber and greeted him.

"I trust you had a pleasant sleep?"

"Yeah," she replied. "And you?"

"Affirmative. Most relaxing. I must ask you if I can please utilise your computer. I need to retype some of these documents."

"Sure," Aura said, walking with him to her office, painted in the same subtle lilac as her toy room. She got into the WordPerfect word processing program for him. "You'd better do them before I call 'Bot Central, otherwise you might not have enough time."

"Agreed. I will keep some of them damp, as that will prove that I was out in the rain, otherwise they might become suspicious." Soundwave wasn't about to take any chances.

Aura nodded. He could tell she did not want to contact Autobot Headquarters, but she did want to help him and knew she had to.

Soundwave redid an I.D form, a photo shoot and interview request form, although, thankfully, his plastic I.D badge remained intact. Soundwave utilised some of his stationary and beautifully redrew the map to Autobot Headquarters and chuckled. "Megatron gave me the original in case I got lost somewhere along the way ... though it didn't give directions from Australia..."

Aura laughed and kissed him on the cheek. Soundwave smiled and began retyping the 'interview' questionnaire and discarded the wrecked, smudged versions of these and printed out what he had typed.

"Thank you," he said to Aura.

She smiled. "Y'know if I had a buck every time you said that, I'd be rich!"

Soundwave smiled.

"You're gonna look sooo good!" Aura said happily.

"I certainly hope so. It would not be desirable to be caught out. Although the Autobots neither torture nor kill their prisoners, I must complete my mission."

"Good fortune," she said, gently squeezing his hand.

He raised her hand and kissed it.

Aura smiled. "Thank you, kind sir."

Soundwave smiled back at her.

"Now ..." Aura said, then took a breath and picked up the receiver and dialled Autobot Headquarters.

The phone rang three times at the other end before it was answered by Teletraan I. Aura put the phone on speaker and put the receiver down.

"You have reached Autobot Headquarters. With whom would you like to speak?"

"Optimus Prime," Aura replied. "It's quite urgent."

"Please hold while I contact him."

"Thank you," Aura said, listening to pleasant music.

"They're Ancient Cybertronian tunes," Soundwave said.

"Nice," Aura said, sensing Soundwave was trying to ease her nervousness.

Optimus sat in his quarters drawing a dolphin seascape, one of his hobbies when Teletraan contacted him.

"Optimus Prime. attention, please."

Prime put his colored cyber pencil down. "Yes, Teletraan?"

"You have a phone call from a young female in Australia. She insists it's quite urgent."

"Patch it through," Optimus said, quickly.

"Compliant."

"Hello? This is Optimus Prime," he said into his wall communicator.

"Thank goodness I reached you ...My name's Aura Kerr ... I don't know how to say this to you, or if you'll believe me ... but ..." She told Optimus her story.

He wanted to believe her, but how could he be sure it wasn't a Decepticon trick?

"Can I, please speak to Avon Lambert?" he asked.

"Yes, here he is."

Soundwave spoke into the speaker. "Optimus Prime?"

"Yes."

"Thank the stars ..." Soundwave made his voice sound relieved. He was grateful his human voice sounded nothing like his own voice.

Optimus Prime checked the origin of the call and ascertained that it was indeed coming from Australia.

"Are you all right?" he asked 'Avon.'

"Yes ... now, thanks to Miss Aura."

"All right ... I assume the Decepticons don't know your exact location?"

"I walked for hours before I found Aura's house. They know I'm in Australia, though ..." 'Avon' sounded scared.

"Did they hurt you?" Optimus asked.

"Not exactly," 'Avon' said. "Apart from Vortex's wild flying and dumping me out here in the bush ... without a safety net..."

"Nothing broken?"

"No. Thankfully he didn't drop me too far off the ground."

"You're fortunate the Decepticons didn't kill you. Whatever possessed you to-"

"I know it was stupid, but ... it would've made for a great story. I'm sorry, Optimus, I feel like such an idiot." Soundwave smiled.

"Well we all make mistakes, Avon, myself included. I'll contact Skyfire and send him to pick you up. He's currently picking up Moonracer, Cliffjumper, Perceptor and Tracks. They were guests at this year's Bot Con, annual Transformers Convention."

"Be funny if they invited Decepticons," Soundwave said, with a smile.

Optimus Prime chuckled. "Indeed it would."

"I'm so sorry for the trouble I've caused," 'Avon' said.

"It's all right," Optimus said. Just be more careful next time. What is the address there?"

Aura gave it to him.

"Skyfire should be there within approximately three hours," Optimus said.

"Thanks," Soundwave said.

"My pleasure, Avon, take care."

"I will, thanks."

"Farewell."

"Bye, Optimus," Aura said.

Soundwave wondered is Optimus would still wish him to take care if he knew who he was.

Aura pushed the 'off speaker' button, in effect, hanging up, then all of a sudden she looked rushed and worried, and spoke before Soundwave could ask her what was wrong.

"Now ... you have to have a shower, put your new suit on and get your things ..."

Soundwave had his shower which was quite an interesting and different sensation to a bath, which he decided he preferred, but Aura had told him a shower was quicker and time was of the essence here.

Whilst Soundwave was showering, brushing his teeth, and getting dressed, Aura folded and packed his other clothes and underclothes. She usually wasn't this neat, but wanted the best for Soundwave and tried not to worry about him getting caught and placed the clothes into his bag. She put his new documents in a plastic sleeve to protect them from the damp ones and it would also explain why these ones hadn't got wet. She smiled when she saw Soundwave had placed the picture of her inside the plastic sleeve in his new folder. She slid his folder and note pads into his bag and sorted out his stationary, taking plastic covering off some things. Aura liked to sort out things. She put his stationery in a small zipped compartment in his bag, and then got some spare, band aids, some Alka Seltzer tablets, cinnamon breath freshener, realistic smelling, pleasant sandalwood deodorant, toothpaste, tooth and hair brush, and placed them in a frontal compartment in his bag, just in case, and thought of what to do next. She was terrified she'd forget something. She gasped suddenly and didn't think the Autobots would be too impressed with Decepticon toys ... and inserted them in a secure compartment in the bag and zipped it closed.

She got one of her beautifully coloured business cards with a her trademark of a mermaid, sitting on a rock, near the Ocean, holding up a sparkling crystal, containing her name, postal and e-mail addresses, phone, fax, mobile numbers, in beautiful scrolled purple writing. Aura placed it in his folder with the photo she'd given him.

She then began to pack some food for him in a largish lunch box ... Two chocolate bars, an unuttered thickly spread avocado sandwich with lots of pepper, on white bread, some cherries, two mandarins, five Laughing Cow cheese squares, a mini tub of Nutella (choc-hazelnut spread), a 300ml carton of Lite chocolate milk, a small packet of lightly salted macadamia nuts, and in three small vessels, she placed some potato, Caesar and oliveless, but lots of feta cheese Greek salad and a small elf fork to eat them with, and made sure she drained any water from them. Aura knew she'd probably packed too much, but it would give him a good sampling of more human foods and she didn't want him to run out and go hungry. She placed the box in another compartment of his bag.

Soundwave emerged from his shower, and dressed in his suit.

"You smell nice," Aura said with a smile, "I've made you some food, so you won't get hungry ... Oh, I meant to tell you when you talk to the Autobots, talk casual, so they won't suspect anything. Oh, and here's you mission computer thing. You'd better erase your mission details in case they find it..."

Soundwave smiled at her fussing over him so, and greatly appreciated it.. "Good points. I have to thank you again."

Aura smiled back at him as he wiped the computer.

She made breakfast consisting of toast spread with margarine and very little vegemite, and two bowls of sweet Demeter rolled barley porridge and a bowl of reddish crystal like pomegranate seeds.

"Never spread margarine on ahead of time and never put too much vegemite on," Aura said. "It tastes gross otherwise - too salty."

"It's quite nice, like this," Soundwave said.

Aura smiled. "I know."

She and Soundwave shared the sweet, slightly tart pomegranate seeds. Soundwave was grateful for the warm porridge. He'd discovered that Winter mornings and nights in Australia were cold, but the days themselves usually weren't so bad, although Aura had told him that some days she was grateful she didn't have to go out in. She told him it snowed occasionally here, and although she appreciated the look of snow - too much of it for too long wasn't a good thing!

"Oh, shit!" Aura exclaimed. "I almost forgot..." She rummaged around in some papers, clothes and plastic bags on her floor and grabbed one with something in it. She pulled out a box and a loose doll showed them to Soundwave. They were larger versions of the Moon Light and Seph dolls.

Aura smiled. "You seemed to like them."

Soundwave could not help but smile. "You have given me so much ..."

Aura kissed him on the cheek. "I wanted to. I'll get another larger Seph for me when I go back to the shop. I got you the larger Moon Light, because when you get back to being a Transformer, the small one'll be microscopic!"

Soundwave smiled. "Indeed."

He took the doll out of her box, and untied the twined wires that bound her to the backing. Aura cut out the back of the box showing Moon Light's profiles and pictures of her sisters, in their natural environment, a beautiful forest and also gave him Seph's profile and chant which she'd saved.

"Thank you - again ..."

Aura smiled and told Soundwave of the other things she'd put in his bag. "Ohh, I hope I haven't forgotten anything ... I have ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder ... and sometimes I find it hard to concentrate and remember things."

"You haven't forgotten anything. I am aware of the ADD condition," Soundwave stated. "Thank you for telling me."

"I was having so much fun yesterday, I forgot."

They both laughed and began to hear a jet outside.

"Skyfire," Soundwave said.

"I shall miss you, Soundwave."

"And I you, Aura Kerr."

Soundwave held her and she returned the embrace. He drew her toward him and kissed her gently and part of her never wanted to let go.

Reluctantly, Soundwave broke off. Suspicious may arise if they saw Aura and the 'reporter' together in such a position.

Soon after, they saw a smallish red Autobot approaching the house.

"Cliffjumper," Soundwave said.

They waited until he had knocked on the door, before Aura opened it and pleasantly greeted him.

"Hi! You've come for Avon?"

"Yeah."

"Great!"

"I'm here. Thanks for coming," 'Avon' said.

"No sweat," the Autobot said, although he wasn't too thrilled about coming to fetch the human, but orders were orders, and the Autobots could hardly leave him stranded out here, could they?

"Thanks for taking him in," Cliffjumper said. "It's unbelievable what the 'Cons'll do."

Soundwave could think of a few things to say in response, but wisely didn't. He did wonder though what the Decepticons would do to a real spying human reporter - hey, might be good to get some publicity... Soundwave turned to Aura.

"Bye an thanks," Soundwave said, carefully keeping the sincerity out of his voice, but Aura knew it was there.

"Don't forget to write," she smiled.

He smiled warmly back at her as he turned and walked up Skyfire's ramp with Cliffjumper.

'Avon' sat down in his seat and Cliffjumper strapped him in. Soundwave made himself a little more comfortable and adjusted his pony tail, as Aura had called it.

The 'human' took out his note pad and began writing.

            'Day whatever ... Well ... I tried to get a story on the 'Cons, but fucked up big time .. Got rescued by the 'Bots. Feel a real doofus ... Ahh ... what the hell? Everyone makes mistakes, even a reporter. Heeeeelp Superman! Heh. Like maybe the 'Bots'll give me a story...? Like I hope so. Boss's gonna be fucked off if I don't ...'

Aura watched them take off and kept watching until Skyfire appeared to be a black speck disappearing into the skies.

Soundwave put his purple note pad away, then took out his 'Decepticon interview' sheets and began crossing out 'Decepticon(s)' and replacing it with 'Autobot(s)' - at least this way it looked like he had really meant to give the Decepticons the sheets in the first place ...

Soundwave was indeed nervous, but 'kept his cool' as Aura had instructed him. No one suspected a thing. Why should they?

He looked up at them. In fact, they seemed quite curious about him. Although Cliffjumper hadn't said anything, it was quite clear of his feelings on 'Avon.' Soundwave wasn't offended. He may be thinking the same thing in Cliffjumper's place, but the main thing was he was going to complete his mission and finally get back to Decepticon Headquarters.

"I ... I guess y'all think I'm pretty stupid, huh?" Cliffjumper wanted to say 'yes' but didn't.

"Well I guess I can't blame ya. It was a dumb thing to do."

"You could've been killed," Perceptor said.

"I know, but I wasn't. I guess I didn't think they'd get me... It was a crazy thing to do, in retrospect, I suppose."

"What did Megatron say to you?" Tracks asked, curious.

Soundwave almost smiled. "That if he ever saw me spying on the 'Cons again he'd send the Mag I work for a story they'd never forget. I kinda didn't like the sounda that."

"I bet you didn't," Tracks said.

"He also said he'd kill me if I wrote anything distasteful on the 'Cons."

"What else is there to report on them?" Cliffjumper said.

His remark angered Soundwave, but of course he could say nothing, nor let his anger show, and besides he couldn't ever expect an Autobot to understand the Decepticons ... like the Decepticons didn't really understand the Autobots, he mused.

"What's your name?" Moonracer asked, sensing the 'human's' discomfort.

"Lambert. Avon Lambert."

"Well it's good that you're safe now."

Not yet. He looked at Moonracer, the youngest of all the Autobot femmes. Truth be known, he had always thought she was beautiful - but of course that was nothing compared to the Decepticon Cause - he wasn't going to betray his leader - his friend and his kind - everything he believed in for a pretty face.

Soundwave realised he was getting hungry and pulled out He reached into his bag, opened his 'lunch box' as Aura had called it, ate his creamy sandwich and pulled out a crunchy Nestle Milo Bar and began to chew on the sweet chocolate bar. He had a feeling he'd need all the energy he could get, as he finished changing his interview sheets and began asking a few questions to make himself look like a reporter and began taking notes on what they said.

Although to Soundwave it seemed to, the flight to Autobot Headquarters did not take too long. He looked outside and saw the volcano - a beautiful natural landmark - although he wasn't impressed with its inhabitants.

Skyfire arrived. "All Alight for Autobot HQ," he said, cheerfully, then transformed.

Of course Soundwave knew Skyfire had not grown in size, but Sweet Primus, he looked bigger - actually all the Autobots did...

'Avon Lambert' looked apologetically up at Optimus Prime. "I'm so sorry for the trouble I caused ... You guys must think I'm a real goit..." he said apologetically.

"It's fine, Avon," Optimus said. "You weren't any trouble."

"Thank you. I didn't know how in Hades I was gonna get back." That much was the truth.

"In a few moments, Skyfire can drop you home."

Soundwave had prepared for this. "Well ... uhh ... I ... um... like really need a ... story ... I messed up gettin' one from the 'Cons ... and if I don't get one, like I lose my job, see? I was ... wonderin' if I could get a story off you guys... Like my career's on the line here and I need that job."

Although he was quite busy, Optimus Prime knew how important Jobs were to humans and how they needed money to survive, and he felt he could not put this poor human out of work and have him struggle on the unemployment benefit and human jobs seemed hard to find.

"All right," he said. "Come inside."

"Thanks," 'Avon' said.

Some Autobots weren't too impressed with him, but Soundwave knew that reporters got used to that but so he didn't let it get to him anyway - they were supposed to be thinking that. At least his playing on Optimus Prime's sympathies had paid off. He began taking a few pictures of the Autobots and their base for his 'cover story.'

"What newspaper do you work for?" Optimus asked.

"It's actually a new hip magazine called Purple 7."

"Do you want me to call them and tell them that you're all right?"

"Sure. That'd be great. Frank, my boss, the Editor - he'll be worried sick! 310 286 6777."

Optimus dialled the number through Teletraan I. A cheerful, funky female recorded message greeted him. "Howdy! You've reached the office of Purple 7 Magazine, Level 43, 9288 Troy Boulevard, Los Angeles 90038, USA. We ain't here to take your call right now, so Please leave your message after the beep or fax us on 310 286 6712. Bye now!"

"This is Optimus Prime. Avon Lambert is safe at our Headquarters and shall be returning tomorrow. Thank you. The number here is 360 426 38539."

"Thanks," 'Avon' said, knowing he had to get information before then. Was it enough time? Would the Autobots grant him an extent to complete his 'story'? The number for 'Purple 7' wads rigged to Decepticon Headquarters and Soundwave hoped someone picked up the message.

Optimus Prime sowed him to a temporary human quarters.

"We have a few for human visitors, whom quite often come here."

"Thank you," Soundwave said.

"There's food in the fridge/freezer. Use the kitchen and bathroom whenever you need and feel free to browse around our headquarters to gather information for your story."

"Thank you."

Soundwave wondered if Optimus would be so gracious if he knew who he was. Probably not.

He began to eat some food which Aura had packed for him and placed the remainder of it in the refrigerator. It was quite a large and luxurious quarters. He poured himself a large glass of water and drank it quickly and felt replenished. He was quite thirsty.

Soundwave put his Transformer toys behind the bed post in his guest quarters, in case the Autobots found him out and searched his bag. He placed Moon Light and Seph there too, to avoid embarrassment at what a Decepticon was doing with fairy dolls... He took out Aura's business card and photo and placed them in between the toys.

Later that night, 'Avon' gave Optimus Prime one of his interview sheets.

"I am sorry about the mess, but I was going to give one of them to Megatron."

Optimus chuckled. "I can imagine him getting mad about a spying reporter ..."

"Yeah ..."

Optimus Prime began writing down answers to the questions. Soundwave gave another sheet to Ironhide, Red Alert, Perceptor, Ratchet, and Moonracer - not because for her looks, but it might provide important information on the Autobot movements on Cybertron. He was tempted to give one to Blaster, but the words to every human rock song was hardly useful information for Decepticons.

Soundwave began taking notes on armory, security measures, defences, a new shield the Autobots were working on ... He had to be careful even as a reporter. Of course he would not be permitted to write any confidential stuff in his story - in case the Decepticons read it ...

Soundwave gathered his notes, interview sheets and asked permission to fax them to his office.

"Certainly," Optimus said, showing him to the fax machine.

Soundwave saw two fax machines, one for Transformers to use and one smaller, obviously for human use and dialled the fax number. He smiled when he heard the fax tone and watched the papers sliding through. At least if he did get caught this information would get to Megatron.

He'd pretty much gathered all the information he could without arousing suspicion and hoped Megatron accessed the 'Purple 7' messages soon.

            * * *

However Megatron hadn't even thought to access the messages. He was far too worried about Soundwave. He'd ascertained that he hadn't been transported anywhere in America. That was something at least - but where in this fucking world was he?!

"You've been staring at that thing so long I'm surprised your optics haven't fallen out. Here, you look like you could use a drink." Starscream handed him an energon cube.

He'd startled Megatron at first who had barked orders many hours ago that he was not to be disturbed and did not expect any interruptions, but he had not realised how hungry he was and quickly drank the cube.

"Uhh ... Thank you..."

"Don't think I've gotten soft," Starscream said.

Megatron smiled. "What makes you think I'd do that?"

Starscream smiled. "You need a rest."

Megatron laughed.

"Soundwave always used to tell me that."

Starscream hated to be sentimental and knew Megatron would be embarrassed if he knew that some other Decepticons, himself included, knew how much Megatron cared for Soundwave.

"Do you need any help?" he asked.

Megatron on the other hand was quite surprised to how nice Starscream was being, then immediately suspected an ulterior motive, but when he looked at the jet, no deviousness was present. No mischievous twinkle in the eye ...

"Thank you, Starscream," he said "You can look at those printouts over there and see if there's anything I missed..."

Starscream looked over at the mound of papers and began looking through them. Boring work, but at least it took some of the strain off Megatron. He didn't much care for his leader, but hated to see him down like this.

Unbeknownst to the Decepticons, Bumblebee had snuck into their headquarters and was busy sneaking about, gathering information and had been there for quite some time ...

            * * *

Soundwave had utilised the bathroom in his quarters and emerged feeling fresh from his bath, grateful it was warmer here. He'd hand washed his shirt and underclothes, wrung them and put them out to dry. He did not feel tired and so decided to dress in his casual clothes instead of night clothes, feeling grateful Aura had provided him with a change of clothing. Although it was getting late, he'd proceeded to roam around the headquarters with his small reporter style tape recorder tucked in his shirt pocket, hoping he'd overhear some useful information.

He heard an Autobot approaching and looked casual.

"Nice threads," Tracks said.

Soundwave smiled. "Thanks." He'd never gotten a nice comment from any Autobot before.

"Where'd you get em?"

"Aura, the lady who helped me out bought them at a place called Shining Bright. She was such a sweetie."

"Cool," Tracks said. "Sometimes I wish I was human - so I could wear cool clothes..."

Soundwave believed that argument to be a tad shallow, but now he was been human, he did realise there was some merit in feeling good wearing 'cool' clothes.

He retreated to his quarters later that night, freed his hair from the coloured elastic and shook it loose, and decided to get some 'shut eye.'

            * * *

Aura smiled and she inserted the photos she'd had developed of her town, shopping mall, Chris and Soundwave as 'Avon' into her photo album, then opened up her new larger Seph fairy doll and shook her hair loose. Aura hoped Soundwave was doing well in his mission.

            * * *

Bumblebee was too experienced a spy to gasp when he learned something frightening or of the utmost importance and he had never stood on something snappable or sneezed at an inappropriate moment ... He began recording this information and felt it too important to wait until he got back to base to spill the cyber-beans. For all he knew Soundwave was roaming around Autobot Headquarters gathering vital information ... One good thing for the Autobots, came of it - Decepticon Communications Expert, was not here to detect his transmission.

            * * *

"You're sure?" Optimus asked, with a feeling of dread.

"'Fraid so," Bumblebee whispered.

Optimus sighed and shook his head. "He already faxed some things 'Purple 7' ... the 'magazine' he said he worked for."

"Sorry, Prime, if only I'd gotten here sooner..."

"It's not your fault, Bumblebee - but they won't be getting any more information. Over and out."

He rang 'Purple 7' again and got the same message as before. He did not want to take any chances. It could've been the Decepticons using an innocent human business to cover their tracks ... Optimus, checked up on the address. As he expected, it was a negative search - a vacant lot. Indeed he was not happy and set off to have strong words with 'Avon.'

When he arrived, he saw the 'human' asleep, sighed and although angry, decided to wait until morning.

            * * *

Soundwave awoke, and dressed and decided to leave his hair down today. He brushed it and his teeth. It was time now to scout around and find some more information for Megatron.

His door chime sounded.

"Come in," 'Avon' said, sounding cheerful.

Optimus entered. "Do you have enough information for your story yet?"

Something about the Autobot Leader's tone made Soundwave nervous, but he didn't let it show. "I'd like a little more, but thank you for being so helpful ... being a reporter, I have a certain insight ... I kinda sense you're angry? I'm sorry. Did I do some'm wrong? I-"

Optimus Prime could not help but be a little amused. If he had not known better he would have believed 'Avon' was genuine. "I checked up on 'Purple Seven,'" Optimus said, "and there's nothing at that address."

Soundwave replied without thinking. He'd prepared for this.

"We're in the process of moving."

"Where to? The center of the Atlantic, ... Soundwave..."

Oh, fuck. Soundwave froze and swallowed. This he was not prepared for, although he knew it was always a risk - one he was prepared to take, but it was not a desirable predicament. He remembered a television series he had seen. Enterprise... one to beam up ...

Soundwave began to feel cold, and it was nothing to do with the temperature. He instinctively backed off a little when Optimus Prime tried to pick him up. Optimus quickly clasped his hand around Soundwave, who winced.

"I'm sorry," Optimus said apologetically, loosening his grip a little, remembering that now Soundwave was human, his body was much more fragile. Soundwave freed his arms, although there was no point in trying to struggle free. Optimus Prime opened his hand and ran a scan.

"You have no weapons," he said, satisfied.

"Negative," Soundwave said. "Unless you count the small fork over there."

Optimus Prime put him down. "You will be confined here until further notice."

"I expected as much if I was caught."

There was nowhere for him to run or hide, and Optimus blocked the only entrance/exit and was much faster than him, so Soundwave stayed put, feeling grateful he'd faxed the information earlier.

"Clever plan," Optimus said. "Fortunately we have our spies too."

Soundwave sat down.

"Aren't you going to say anything?"

"What is there to say?"

Give me your bag. Soundwave reluctantly did so. It wasn't as if he could stop Optimus taking it even if he did refuse.

He searched Soundwave's bag and took out the camera, tape recorder. "Where are those 'interview sheets'?"

Soundwave took his folder from under the sofa cushion, and gave it to Optimus Prime.

"I take it you were not meant to end up in Australia?"

Soundwave felt he could can the cool talk now. "Negative, although I am glad I did."

"Why? A deviation from your 'mission...' and all that stuff about you in the cold rain ..."

"Was true - and if it had not happened but then I would not have met Aura."

"You care about her?" Optimus seemed surprised.

"Would you not care for someone who rescued you? But of course you do not think Decepticons are capable of such feelings. You may not care about my rather cold ordeal in the hard precipitation, but I can tell you it was most unpleasant."

That Optimus did sympathize with. "I can imagine."

He took the items, then left the quarters. Truth be known he didn't know what in Silicon Hades to do with Soundwave.

Soundwave felt that now his bag had been searched, he could put his toys, photograph and business card back into it. At least when he got the chance to escape - or leave, he could take it with him.

            * * *

...

"... and to think we helped him .... He should be in a prison cell!" Cliffjumper huffed, "not in luxury guest quarters ..."

"None of our prison cells are equipped with human facilities," Optimus Prime said. "Like it or not, for all intents and purposes, Soundwave is human now and we can't deal with him as we would a Transformer."

"I don't like it either." Spike spoke up, with a frown. "Just because he's human shouldn't mean we have to pull out all stops and be nice to the guy."

"That is not what I said," Optimus Prime said, clearly tiring of this argument, although he knew it would arise. "I have decided to keep Soundwave confined to quarters for now ... until we figure out what to do with him ..."

Optimus called a emergency meeting of the five Autobots, besides himself who had filled out 'interview sheets.

"Blast it!" Red Alert screamed, his face becoming pink with rage. "They've probably discovered a way around my tight security system!"

Optimus could see the proverbial Cyber-steam coming from Red's ears and nose.

"Don't jump the gun here, Red. Soundwave faxed only an outline."

"Yeah," Ironhide said. "Don't leap to conclusions yet."

"This is a major breach of security, I tell you! Not some frivolous game!"

"Ah know, Red, but overreactin' won't fix anything."

"No one can overreact when it comes to security. I'm the Security Chief! .... Clever of him to give one of those 'interview' sheets to me ..."

Optimus knew him better than to think he would harm Soundwave for this. Red Alert would have done the same in Soundwave's position, but it didn't stop him from fretting and becoming quite uptight about the whole thing. "...Now I'm gonna have to fix it all I suppose."

Optimus smiled. Red Alert was always like this, although he did feel sorry for his red and white friend. He hated to see him fretting like this.

"I guess he gave one to me, being the Chief Scientist," Perceptor said. "I gave him some information on the shields, but nothing too technical."

"But still." Red said. "They may make something of it ..."

"Ratchet?" Optimus asked.

"Just gave him some information on Transformer medical tools, supplies and procedures. Nothing that they wouldn't already know, and if they don't know it, the worst they can do is use the techniques to repair themselves, so no breaches here."

"At least that's something," Red said.

"Very clever of him to give one to me," Moonracer said. "Thank Primus I didn't give him any confidential info. Just who the femmes are and our positions, but the 'Cons know that already."

"I feel like such a fool!" Ironhide said. "Of course he had to give one to me, I'm second in command ..."

"No one's to blame, Ironhide. Although I hate to admit it, Megatron's plan was brilliant ... and devious, of course - and if it hadn't been for Bumblebee, we may have fallen for it numerous times in future. I too don't feel too wonderful about being taken advantage of like this, but how were we to know? Human reporters are quite commonplace - and more to the point, as Red said we have to act on the security breach we already have, before things get worse."

"Right," Moonracer said. "No point in mopin'."

"Easy for you to say," Red sulked.

Moonracer smiled understandingly. "I'm sure things'll be okay, Red. I'll stay and help you guys until everything's fixed."

"Thank you, Moonracer," Optimus said.

"Right!" Red bubbled up. "We've not a moment to loose!"

He practically rushed out of the conference room to Teletraan I in the main control room, tripping over his own feet, but some fancy footwork kept him from falling.

Optimus chuckled. "We'd better follow him - make sure he doesn't hurt himself..."

"Or anyone else," Ironhide added with a smile.

Optimus shredded Soundwave's documents and watched while Red Alert accessed Teletraan I and learnt exactly what items of security had been breached.

"Fuck." Red spat. He hardly every swore - "we'll have to relocate lookout posts, ground defences, and the Decepticon detection system ... and reconfigure the new shields as well - This is not my night ..."

"I apologize," Teletraan I offered. "I was not aware of any thing wrong when Avon ... Soundwave faxed the documents. I could detect nothing suspicious. I'm sor-"

"It's not your fault Teletraan," Red said. "I'll have to tighten your security up too so this won't happen again. We must devise tighter security!"

"Agreed," Optimus Prime said. "Do you requite assistance?"

"No, it should be simple enough - time is of the essence here. I'll manage," and he went off mumbling.

Ironhide watched him go and smiled. "Gotta love 'im."

            * * *

Soundwave was quite bored in his quarters all day and finally began to eat some more of the food Aura had given him, having not realising how hungry he was. Nervousness did that to the appetite. Food, drink had been the last thing on his mind, until now. He was quite grateful that the quarters were equipped with facilities for humans.

He ran himself a hot bath and was glad to see bottles of bubble bath and bath fizzers present.

He relaxed in the pleasant aromatic bath, and although it was soothing, it did not soothe him as much as he had wished it would, but then he hadn't expected it to.

Later, when he had dressed in his comfortable pyjamas and sat on the bed, Optimus Prime entered the quarters.

"I'd like to know more about Aura Kerr, the woman who took you in. Does she know who you really are?"

"No." Soundwave did not want to incriminate her. "I told her nothing of that - just that I was Avon Lambert, a reporter."

Optimus looked at him. "You're lying ..." he said in surprise. Not so much that Soundwave had lied to him, but that he had indeed told Aura who he was.

Soundwave sighed. There was no point in denying it now. He was getting tired, and know Optimus Prime would not let him sleep until he told him more about Aura. He didn't want to, although he knew the Autobots would never harm her in any way, he did not want them to get the wrong impression of her.

"Do not believe she was conspiring against you, Optimus. She lied to you to help me. She is in no way in 'league' with the Decepticons. She discovered who I was and even still wanted to help me. She is not as judgemental as some."

"I suppose you're not used to that kind of generosity."

Optimus' tone was not offensive.

"No," Soundwave said. "But I was most appreciative. She was very kind - and no I was not just using her."

Optimus usually wouldn't trust a Decepticon as far as he could throw Unicron, but he could sense Soundwave was telling the truth. "Thank you," he said, leaving the quarters.

Again Soundwave had trouble sleeping that night, but finally managed to get to sleep around 4am.

Optimus asked Teletraan I to access Aura's number, which was done. The Autobot leader spoke to her, who seemed quite worried about Soundwave and angry with the Autobots at first. At first he'd thought that Soundwave had indeed lied to her about the Decepticons, but when Aura told him how she felt about the Decepticons and Autobots, it gave him a different perspective on his enemies, one which he was grateful to have - one which even made him understand them a little better. He was not angry with Aura, in fact quite moved and enlightened by her compassion and in the end, he ended up thanking her. She had told him a little of the time she and Soundwave spent together, trusting to keep that to himself, and Optimus Prime had no intention of breaking his promise to her.

            * * *

About mid morning, Soundwave had just gotten dressed when Spike entered the quarters, looking rather disgusted.

"I just heard about your clever plan, Soundwave." He did not bother to hide the sarcasm in his voice.

Something about the human made Soundwave feel uneasy.

Almost immediately, Spike pulled a gun out of his jacket and pointed it at Soundwave. Soundwave backed off a little, very uneasy. He knew the Autobots wouldn't harm him, as a 'human,' but the human was another matter entirely.

"Give me one reason..." Spike spat.

Soundwave swallowed. Although afraid, he refused to grovel. "You know Optimus Prime would not approve."

"He's not here." Although Spike knew the Decepticon was right.

However menacing Spike looked, Soundwave could tell he was having second thoughts about pulling the trigger.

"You will regret it if you murder me," he said.

"Oo. Like Megatron'll be out for my blood if I pull shoot you?"

"That is not what I meant," although Soundwave knew that defiantly would be the case. "You have never killed before."

"And you have, of course."

"Only when it has been necessary."

"Watch it, Soundwave. You almost sounded like an Autobot there."

"Even though you dislike me, you cannot kill another living being."

Spike came toward him and punched him in the face.

Soundwave fell backwards onto the sofa and touched his nose. It was sore, but not broken. Spike was momentarily started to see blood, but then he grunted. "You're right .... I won't kill you..."

Although Soundwave was somewhat confident that Spike would not pull the trigger, he was relieved when he put down the gun.

"To tell you the truth, I don't even know if it's loaded."

Soundwave half smiled, although not from amusement and dabbed his bleeding nose with a tissue.

"I just don't get why Aura would care for a Decepticon scum."

Soundwave refused to lower himself to insults or get into a barbaric brawl. "She is obviously more understanding than most of you."

"Understanding??! You Decepticons are fucking up our planet ... for your warped visions of conquest..."

Soundwave was way past bored with this age old argument.

"I can see your point of view," he said to Spike - which was the truth. Spending time with Aura had given him another perspective on the humans. He did not doubt that there were more like her. They were not all worthless annoyances as the Decepticons had once believed. "Although I do not expect you to understand ours."

Spike was surprised. He had expected Soundwave to give him a speech on Decepticon supremacy, or something like that. Spike icily left the room and checked the gun and swallowed. It was fully loaded.

            * * *

Spike put the Colt 45 back in his father's quarters. He knew Sparkplug hated guns and only had one for defence and he knew his father would not be pleased if he found out what he'd done, even though he hadn't gone through with it.

Optimus Prime was outside Sparkplug's quarters when Spike emerged.

"I had always believed I could trust you, Spike."

Uh Oh. Spike swallowed. "You saw?"

"Red Alert saw the tail end of your 'little meeting' with Soundwave and immediately informed me. He was going to stop you, but reported at that point you ceased hostilities. Although I am glad you didn't arm Soundwave, I'm disappointed in you, Spike."

"Prime, I-"

"You might have killed him."

"But I didn't."

"That's not the point and you know it ... I know how you feel about the Decepticons and I can't blame you, but they too are sentient beings."

"...I ... I know ... I'm sorry ... Soundwave was right. He said I'd regret it if I killed him."

Optimus Prime nodded, understandingly. "I know."

Spike looked up at him. "Have you ever killed anyone before, Optimus?"

It was a personal question, but Optimus Prime felt he had to answer it. "Yes..." he said. "Twice, a long time before we came to Earth. Once in self defence, and the other, to protect a friend ... Perceptor - but even then they were two of the hardest things I have ever had to do." Optimus didn't hide the pain in his voice.

"It's still hard to think of it even after all this time?"

Optimus Prime nodded. "It doesn't get any easier."

"I'm sorry, Optimus ..." Spike said, feeling even more like shit.

Optimus nodded. "I am glad you didn't kill Soundwave - for his sake and yours. You can never let hatred consume you, no matter how much you may dislike another."

Spike nodded. "I won't, Prime. Thanks."

Optimus smiled and picked him up. "Carly's here," he said. "Perhaps you can talk to her."

"I will," Spike said, not thinking she'd be too impressed with what he'd done either. "Thanks, Prime."

"It's all right ... but Spike, don't you ever do that again."

            * * *

As Spike had expected, Carly was not impressed.

"And so you like what the Decepticons are doing to our planet?"

"Of course not ... But like typical male attitude," she snorted. "Solve everything with violence. I'm surprised you didn't get into a pissin' match. Maybe the Decepticon aren't as barbaric as you'd like to think." She folded her arms and scowled - maybe Spike wasn't the right guy for her after all.

"I said I was sorry, okay and I learned my lesson...Besides I couldn't do it anyway - and don't bother lecturin' me, Prime did that already."

Optimus Prime chuckled to himself as he watched them through the security camera, then attended to other matters.

As there was no more food in Soundwave's quarters, Optimus had asked Carly and Spike to make him some.

He knew Spike had learned his lesson, although Optimus knew he wasn't pleased about making a Decepticon's dinner. Soundwave still had one chocolate bar, hidden with his Transformer toys, but he wanted to save that for later.

Carly entered Soundwave's quarters and looked at him curiously.

Soundwave was definitely did not feel like another argument as he eyed the one called Carly. Like Spike, the human appeared larger, although Soundwave knew that was not the case.

Carly spoke. "I may not like you, Soundwave, but I'm sorry about what Spike did ... a lot of human males are impulsive in that way."

"So I have noticed, but you forgetting the time you tried to bomb out headquarters?"

Carly half smiled. "No. I hadn't forgotten that ... If you must know ... That day I saw Bumblebee for the first time ... I'd always wanted to meet the Autobots and ... I was angry ... Ironhide was hurt because of me and the Decepticons taking the Autobots by surprise ... I knew it was a small explosive and wasn't planning to bomb the whole place to kingdom come ... I guess I just wanted to make up for the trouble I caused. Looking back, I know it was a stupid thing to do, but then you can't say you've never made a mistake, can you?"

"Negative," Soundwave said. She had a point.

"Optimus asked me to bring you somethin' to eat," Carly said.

"And would you have if he had not?"

"Listen, just because I'm a friend of the Autobots doesn't mean I think you deserve to starve. Here. It's stir fried vegetables with fluffy white rice and tropical fruit juice." She held out the tub of food and popper carton on a tray.

Although quite hungry, Soundwave was reluctant. Carly smiled and ate some and sipped some of the juice.

"It's not poisoned or anything. Just being cautious?"

He nodded. "I meant no offence," Soundwave said.

"None taken. I guess I'd feel the same in your place."

Soundwave took the food. "Thank you," he said, setting it down on the table by the sofa.

Carly watched him. For some reason, Soundwave didn't seem so bad as a human.

"Is there something amiss?" Soundwave asked.

"I'm sorry," Carly said. "I didn't mean to stare. You ... look so different as a human and it's not just appearance ..."

"I can imagine," Soundwave said, sitting down.

"Well call me or ... someone if you need something."

"Thank you," Soundwave said, more for polite conversation than anything else. The female human had a point and seemed to be much more reasonable than the male.

He watched her leave, his opinion of her improving slightly. Although she collaborated with the enemy - he felt the Decepticons could hardly blame humans for the way they felt. Aura however, was so different and Soundwave wished that there were more humans like her. Soundwave finished the food and juice Carly had brought, then started to feel tired went for a lie down.

            * * *

Meanwhile at Decepticon Headquarters, Starscream was still assisting Megatron, trying to find Soundwave. He knew his leader would never quite be the same with out Soundwave and although Megatron had never told anyone of he and Soundwave's friendship, to some, it was quite obvious. Starscream had checked the so called 'Purple 7' number, which was in fact rigged to a small room in Decepticon Headquarters and immediately rushed to Megatron with his findings. At this point Megatron was more excited with finding where Soundwave was other than the information he had sent them.

"Optimus Prime left a message to tell us that 'Avon' is fine and with them. I'll get a crew on this," Starscream said.

Megatron nodded, looking at the sheets and smiled. "Good 'Ol Soundwave." He turned to Starscream.

"Uhh... thank you for your help."

"Don't let it go to your head."

Megatron smiled and shook his head as the jet left.

The Decepticon Leader hoped to pick his friend up soon, from the secret secured rendezvous point.

            * * *

Meanwhile ... Autobot Headquarters ...

"What's wrong with him?" Optimus asked, concerned, gently placing Soundwave's unconscious form on a pillow on the repair bed, making sure he was on a soft surface. Ratchet scanned him, grateful the Autobots' medical facilities had been set up equipped to also deal with human ailments.

"His internal organs are ceasing to function ... Although I can't find the cause .... Quickly ... we've gotta stabilize him!"

Optimus quickly, but carefully placed Soundwave under the med arch on the bed, whilst Ratchet activated it. A subtle blue glow surrounded Soundwave's human body.

Ratchet looked relieved. "Pheoo ... that should stabilise him for a day at least."

"Can you tell what's wrong with him?" Optimus asked.

Ratchet shook his head.

All of a sudden, Optimus looked shocked. "...I don't want to believe this, but Spike and Carly prepared some sustenance for him ... Spike exhibited some hostilities toward Soundwave, earlier..."

Ratchet scanned Soundwave again. "You'll be glad to know there's no traces of poison in his system and there's no evidence of physical violence."

Optimus sighed with relief. "That's good." He could not fathom that any Autobot could do this, even to a prominent Decepticon. "So what is wrong with him?"

Ratchet performed a detailed scan, while Optimus waited, grateful patience was one of his virtues.

About fifteen minutes later, although it seemed longer, Ratchet broke the silence.

"Even though he's human, his Transformer energy signature is still present. It's beginning to reject his human body. Obviously the malfunction in the Trans Teleporter Bumblebee reported which transformed him into a human in the first place is beginning to take its toll and have these adverse side effects. It would've been fine if the thing hadn't gone haywire, but that's beside the point. Prime, if I'm to save his life, I need that Trans Teleport machine."

"I've a feeling Megatron will oblige us."

Optimus Prime contacted Decepticon Headquarters.

"What do you want?" Megatron snapped - not that he was angry, but he felt he could hardly speak politely to his arch enemy.

Optimus fully expected that reaction. "Your clever little 'spy stint' is over. We have our spies too and discovered who 'Avon Lambert' really is."

Megatron id not look pleased. "Go on," he prompted.

"To cut along story short, if you don't bring your Trans Teleporter to Autobot Headquarters, Soundwave will die."

At first Megatron was about to explode, but something stopped him. Prime would never make such a callous threat. It wasn't in his nature to kill - let alone kill a human even if he really was a Decepticon.

Optimus continued. "Due to the machine's malfunction, Soundwave's Transformer energy signature is rejecting his human form. He needs the Teleporter to change him back into a Transformer. We have him stabilised for now."

Megatron did his darndest not to show his concern or worry when he spoke. "Agreed. I'll bring it. Megatron out." He terminated communications. "Fuck."

            * * *

"I'll contact Aura Kerr, the human who took care of him," Optimus said. "She may be able to help us."

When Aura heard the news, she began to shed tears with worry.

"He's gonna be okay, isn't he?"

"I don't know," Optimus said. He didn't want to lie to her. "You really care about him, don't you?"

Aura sniffed, then nodded, even though she knew he couldn't see her. "Yes ... I guess you might find that hard to believe ... but he was ... very unique and kind ... well not evil like you say the Decepticons are."

Optimus smiled to himself. Maybe she was right. "Did he suffer from any ailments while he was with you?"

"No. I thought he might've caught a bad cold after being out in the freezing storm for more than eight hours, but luckily he didn't."

Optimus thought about a human suffering in those conditions and would not wish it on anyone, not even his enemies.

"Prime ... please can I see him ... I know it's a bit too much to ask ... but ..."

Optimus smiled and shook his head. "All right ... I'll send Skyfire down to pick you up..."

"Ohh, thank you ... I'm sorry if it-"

"It's okay," he said. "He'll be there in the next couple of hours."

"Thank you again ...." Aura began to feel a little better.

"Optimus Prime out." He felt he had to offer the human something ... she really cared for Soundwave. He did not wish the Decepticon to die either, and would do everything he could to help him, but after this ordeal, he wanted an uninterrupted energon bath and a long sleep...

Aura began shoving things into a duffel bag, some clothes, food, books and writing pads and utensils, although right now she wasn't feeling in a very creative mood. She sniffed and wiped a tear from her face, and picked up her Seph fairy doll, and looked into her deep caring expression.

Aura gave a sad smile. "If he doesn't make it, then you and Hades take good care of him, okay?"

            * * *

"Attention!" Teletraan I called. "Decepticon Starscream approaching..."

"He's probably bringing Megatron with the Trans Teleporter," Optimus said. I hope.

"You mean you're gonna let him land?!" Cliffjumper exclaimed. "Like talk about Trojan Horse..."

Optimus was clearly tired of these arguments. "Just let him land ... We'll deal with them if hostilities arise."

Optimus knew Cliffjumper still wasn't satisfied. Too Bad. Truth be known, he felt he couldn't blame the feisty young Autobot, but there was nothing he could do about that right now.

He waited while outside as Starscream landed. The Decepticon He transformed, holding Megatron in Walther P-38 mode and the Trans Teleporter. Megatron transformed and took the Teleporter from him. Cliffjumper eyed them suspiciously, although he knew Optimus would definitely not be pleased if he shot first and asked questions later, and so he restrained himself.

"Ohh, Come on in," he said, "Welcome to Decepticon Headquarters."

Megatron didn't let the Autobot's sarcastic remark bother him. He hadn't exactly been expecting a warm welcome and wasn't wearing his fusion cannon. He hadn't come for a shoot out, although he did have a compact high impact gun hidden in his leg compartment ... just in case.

"Cliffjumper..." Optimus was clearly growing weary.

The small red Autobot shook his head. Although he disliked Decepticons part of him did not wish Soundwave to die so helplessly, but he did not like the idea of Deceptions waltzing right on in as if they were invited to a Christmas piss up.

"He's sleeping now," Optimus said to Megatron, who obviously wasn't feeling too comfortable in his enemy's base and Optimus could understand that.

Although Megatron was not afraid that the Autobots would attack him, he knew he did not belong here and neither did Soundwave.

Starscream was confined to a room whilst he waited for Megatron.

"You know you guys are like the worst tour guides..."

"Wait here," Ironhide said, "until Megatron's finished."

"Some waiting room ..." At least there was a ledge.

Ironhide left.

"I'll just wait here..." Starscream called out, making his annoyance clear.

He sat down on the ledge bored. "I should'a brought a book..."

            * * *

Meanwhile Skyfire had arrived with Aura. She had written two lines of a story along the way and cured herself for not doing more in a two hour flight, and she hadn't even touched her Ancient Egyptian book, but then she was too worried about Soundwave.

Optimus lead her to the repair bay, gently picked her up and sat her next to Soundwave who had recently woken.

"Soundwave...."

He looked around. "Aura ..." He was quite weak, although thrilled and delighted, not to mention surprised to see her.

She smiled and gently took his hand. Soundwave smiled back to her.

"I was so worried about you ..."

Soundwave smiled weakly. "Than ... thank you for coming ..."

Aura kissed him on the cheek. "I had to..."

Both ratchet and Optimus could not help but be touched by Aura and Soundwave's feelings for one and other. Optimus handed him a tiny glass of room temperature water, which was just the right size for him.

"...Thank you ..." He drank it slowly.

Megatron had finished reconfiguring the Trans Teleporter and prayed silently to Primus that it worked. Optimus Prime lay Soundwave on the pillow on the floor. Aura bit her bottom lip, clearly very anxious.

Prime had briefly introduced her to Megatron. The Decepticon Leader was impressed that a human would care for a Decepticon, but right now his main concern was Soundwave. Thank yous would have to wait. All in the room were tense when Megatron activated the Trans Teleporter. There could only be one shot at this. A bright flash of light burst forth and engulfed Soundwave. Aura watched then closed her eyes and spoke to her spirit guides and guardian angels to help him.

The glow increased and then ceased. Megatron held back a sigh of relief when he saw Soundwave had returned to his Transformer form. Aura, however, did not hold back. Soundwave lay on the floor for a few moments before he sat up with his hand on his head.

"Don't tell me you don't remember anything," Megatron said with a smile.

Aura hadn't considered that possibility and became worried.

"On the contrary. I remember everything although I have a terrible headache...." Megatron smiled and helped him stand.

Aura smiled. "Soundwave..."

He turned to her. "Aura." She walked toward him.

At first it seemed strange to the two Autobots, a human so unafraid of Decepticons, but seeing Aura and Soundwave together before, it didn't seem so strange anymore. He bent down and she climbed onto his open hand.

Again it was quite touching for the Autobots to see any Decepticon being so sentimental, but they said nothing.

"Thank you, Optimus," Aura said, feeling grateful that, even though Soundwave was his enemy had helped to save his life. She blew him a kiss.

"I may get jealous," Soundwave said with a smile.

Aura giggled. Soundwave had missed her sweet laugh. He too was grateful to the Autobot Leader and CMO, but was unsure of how to express his gratitude or repay him.

"I thank you, Optimus Prime, Ratchet. I am in your debt," he said, much to Optimus' and Ratchet's surprise.

The Autobot leader nodded and smiled understandingly. "I do not expect anything from you, Soundwave. I could not allow another being to die."

Megatron said nothing, although there were times when compassion was a trait he admired.

As Megatron had expected, Optimus had confiscated the Trans Teleporter.

"I suspect you still have the blueprints for the thing ..."

As he expected, Megatron said nothing.

Soundwave walked outside with Aura and she smiled.

"Y'know being carried by a Transformer is a new experience for me. It's really nice..."

Soundwave smiled. "I am glad you like it." He placed her on his shoulder.

"You have a lovely voice," Aura said. "It's so melodical and gentle."

"Thank you," he said. "I have found your voice to be very comforting and reassuring."

Aura smiled warmly. "Soundwave, that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me."

"Can you do yet another favour for me?" Soundwave asked.

"No," Aura said, then laughed. "Of course. What is it?"

"Can you enter my ex-quarters and retrieve my bag? It is behind the bed post."

"Sure."

Carefully Soundwave placed her down. Aura did as Soundwave asked and returned with it.

"Thank you."

"No worries."

"You'd better appreciate all the trouble we've been through to get you, Soundwave," Starscream snapped.

"Indeed I do," Soundwave said, surprised to hear masked concern in the jet's voice. "Here. I thought you would appreciate this ... The humans make toy Transformers."

He handed Starscream the toy of himself, who was quite surprised.

"Oo." Starscream struck a pose. "Quite handsome..."

Soundwave shook his head. "I knew you would say that."

"Uhh ... Thanks, Soundwave."

Soundwave smiled. "By the way, a girl called Rosie thinks you're cute..." He chuckled at Starscream's bewildered expression.

Aura smiled and shook her head.

Meanwhile, Megatron came to Optimus in the control room. Optimus defiantly did not feel like threats, arguments or a fight. He made no attempt to hide how he felt.

"What do you want, Megatron? I've had hectic day and I'm tired."

The Decepticon leader was a tad surprised and amused by Optimus' impolite remark.

"I wished to thank you," he said.

Now it was Optimus' turn to be surprised. He turned and faced Megatron. "I'm sorry," he said, "and I appreciate you telling me. I know that wasn't easy for you to say."

"Sentimentality has never been one of my strong points."

"So I've noticed."

Megatron could not help but smile. "Soundwave is one of my most valuable Decepticons. I could not afford to lose him."

"Only for his contributive value?"

"Yes."

"Could've fooled me," Optimus said with a knowing smile.

Megatron looked at his arch enemy and shook his head. There was no point in denying it.

"Damn you ... you seem know me better than I thought you did."

"Surprise, surprise. We've known each other for a long time, Megatron. I could possibly say the same about you."

"Perhaps. I must leave now."

Optimus nodded, sad that the war would go on, despite, Megatron's gratitude for saving his friend, but then Prime hadn't expected it to miraculously cease and desist.

Megatron turned and left Optimus in the control room. He did not like the idea of feeling indebted to his enemy, but his best and closest friend would have died otherwise - how could he not repay that?

"It's a good thing we've have small transforming modes," Megatron said, "otherwise it'd be a tight squeeze."

"How romantic," Starscream said.

Megatron stifled a smile. Some of the jet's remarks were quite amusing - but he couldn't let Starscream know that, now could he?

Much to the Autobots' surprise Aura decided to go with the Decepticons, although Optimus knew she was in no danger. He watched Starscream leave and was glad this ordeal had now been settled peacefully, and headed off to have that warm energon bath and sleep he'd been craving.

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Soundwave's Cassettes were more than thrilled to have him back and safe. Aura was touched at the feelings of family between them and they were very thankful to her. She stroked Ravage, and he stretched out, purred and sniffed Aura. He seemed to like the smell of her perfume.

"It's White Musk oil," she said. "From a place called The Body Shop."

Soundwave smiled. "I shall miss all that."

"I know," Aura said. "So'll I."

Soundwave took her to his quarters in the underwater headquarters.

"Nice ..." Aura said in appreciation as she looked at the green and purple walls, highlighted in the ambient light. She sniffed the air and smiled. "What's that lovely smell?"

"Cybertronian incense ... the scent lingers long after the rod has burned out."

He ignited another one, and the subtle scent began to get a little stronger and fill the room. Aura looked around watched the coloured sea life come and go through the large porthole shaped window.

"Did you hear back on your script?" Soundwave asked.

"Not yet ... I hate waiting!" She smiled. "But sometimes one has to I guess."

Soundwave carefully picked her up and she sat on his hand. She was so much more fragile now. He gently began to play with her silky rich hair.

"Ohh, that feels lovely..." She smiled and closed her eyes as Soundwave continued to run his hands through her thick deep purple hair and over her head.

Soon after, the door chime sounded. Soundwave put Aura down on his desk.

"Enter."

The door slid sideways to reveal Megatron. He stepped inside the quarters and the door slid shut behind him.

"Are you feeling all right?" he asked.

"Affirmative, tired, but I will manage. Thank you, Megatron. I apologize for not doing as well in my mission as I had hoped."

Megatron smiled. "You don't need to apologize Soundwave. Under the circumstances you performed exceptionally."

Megatron could always tell when his friend smiled. "I apologize, Soundwave."

"It is not necessary. You were not aware of the consequences when you activated the Trans Teleporter and is it had not malfunctioned, I would never have met Aura."

Megatron's gaze turned to her. "I must thank you as well," he said. "Looks like we're in your debt also."

Aura smiled. "Helping someone's a good enough reward for me," she said, although ever since he was human, Soundwave had been trying to think of any way he could repay her kindness. He handed Megatron one of the toy Transformer packs.

"You will be intrigued to know that the humans construct Autobot toys ... and Decepticon ones to combat them."

Megatron chuckled. "How cute ... well I'll leave you two alone."

Soundwave did not want the other Decepticons to know how he felt about Aura. Megatron was an exception, and well Starscream was last seen happily giggling, on his way to his quarters, transforming and playing with his mini self.

Soundwave lowered his mouth plate and gently kissed Aura, and she did the same. Even though his face was metal, it wasn't cold. Soundwave made a small bed for her. Aura lay in the cyber mesh covers and lay her head on the pillow.

"Comfy," she said, with a smile, trying to stifle a yawn.

"You need to sleep," he said. "You have had a long day. We Transformers do not require sleep, but occasionally rest is required and desired."

Aura smiled and closed her eyes.

Soundwave took out the now seemingly tiny chocolate bar, and lowered his mouth plate. He was curious to see if chocolate tasted as good to a Transformer than it did to a human, and he smiled - it did. He smiled warmly at Aura's peaceful sleeping form and stroked her cheek, softly, barely touching her, and pulled the covers over her exposed shoulder, before he himself decided to get some rest, feeling he rather needed some after all that had transpired.

Soundwave awoke in the wee hours of the morning and had discovered a way he could repay Aura. As he expected, she was still fast asleep. He could barely hear her soft gentle breathing and smiled. It would mean a lot to her, although Soundwave felt that she had given him a lot more. He sent a message to 20th Century Fox, prompting - not forcing, as he knew Aura would not appreciate that, them to take her script - and they did.

Aura had graciously and excitedly thanked him when he told her the good news in the morning, although he knew Aura could write without his help, he wanted to give her that special kick start she needed.

Soundwave knew he had to take her home. Although he would miss her, she did not belong here. She belonged amongst her own people, teaching them and giving them her love with her writings.

Aura would miss him too, but knew her place was among the humans in this lifetime.

Soundwave flew her back to her home in the out in the Australian countryside, near Glastonbell.

He lowered his mouth plate and they parted with a kiss.

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Accomplished screen writer and novelist on her own merit, Aura Kerr never moved away from her secluded abode, and from time to time, in the many years to come, she was greeted by a tall dark blue and handsome, stranger in the night ...

 

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