Disclaimers: The Star Trek Universe was created by Gene Roddenberry
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Rating - PG
Yes, I know it's weird, but enjoy anyway!
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ANDROID
(To the tune of 'A--hole' by Dennis Leary)
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about my dream.
About me, about you.
About a very special dream.
About that warm, special feeling you get
When you're accepted and not rejected.
Cared for and not shunned.
Loved and not hated.
I'm just a hard luck case
But nobody cares.
That's why I'm unstable, crazy and mad.
I like weird songs, women and crystals.
I've got a great ship
To travel the stars.
Me, my ship, my life and my ego
My feet on the console, ready to go.
You'd think that's all I need.
Oh no, no way,
Uh uh.
No I need more - much more.
Don't think it's greed.
Oh yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Being on Omicron Theta was such a pain.
The colonists there drove me insane!
I'm an Android
Yo de yo yo de yo yo de yo
(He's an Android)
I'm an Android
Bu de yo bu de yo bu de yo
(He's an Android)
They hurt me so much; they deserved what they got.
The Entity; the deaths.
They asked for the lot.
I'm an Android
Yo de yo yo de yo yo de yo
(He's an Android)
I'm an Android
Bu de yo bu de yo bu de yo
(He's the world famous Android)
The 'Laws of Robotics' - oh, spare me please!
I make human beings get down on their knees!
I'm an Android
Yo de yo yo de yo yo de yo
(He's an Android)
I'm an Android
(He's a F'ing Android)
Bu de yo bu de yo bu de yo
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong ....
NAH!
I'm an Android
Yo de yo yo de yo yo de yo
(He's an Android)
I'm an Android
Bu de yo bu de yo bu de yo
(He's the world famous Android)
You know why I hate humans so much?
Not just humans. All biological life.
Well, I'll tell you why.
They made my life a misery.
Made me unstable - insane.
Just because I'm an android.
So F'ing what?
I tried to fit in, but they shoved me away.
Making me worse every day.
Rejecting me - wouldn't accept me for who I was.
What I was.
So I killed them.
Maybe that was wrong, but nobody's perfect.
And I can't change the past.
You've got no idea how much they hurt me
And they didn't give a s--t.
Revenge is what I wanted.
Revenge is what I got.
But am I wrong in blaming everyone for what the colonists did?
Am I wrong in hating my brother?
Being jealous as sin.
He got everything I ever wanted; acceptance, friends, love.
Is it wrong to crave all these things?
Is it an offence?
Even if he was made to replace me; he didn't cause my pain.
Perhaps deep down, I love my little brother.
Perhaps. Maybe.
Father said he was going to fix me,
But he didn't.
Everytime I try to make amends, I get knocked back.
I need another change to get it right,
But nobody understands.
Sometimes I just don't know why I bother.
I need someone - someone to care.
Someone to love.
I don't care how mushy that sounds
Or how hard it was for me to admit.
It's the truth.
Even though I'm an android, I've got feelings and needs,
Just like you.
Maybe I should just shut up and finish this song.
I'm an Android
Yo de yo yo de yo yo de yo
(He's an Android)
I'm an Android
(He's the world famous Android)
A-ND-RO-ID
Everybody!
A-ND-RO-ID
I'm an Android, and proud of it. Yeah.
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I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LORE
(To the tune of 'Anything for Love' by Meatloaf)
I would do anything for Lore
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for Lore
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'd never forget the way you feel right now.
Oh no, no way.
I would do anything for Lore
Oh, I would do anything for Lore
I would do anything for Lore
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
And Some days it don't come easy
And Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end
And some nights you're breathin' fire
And some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before
Or will again
Maybe I'm crazy, oh, it's crazy and it's true
But nobody can save me, no one else can save me now, but you
As long as the planets are turnin'
As long as the stars are burnin'
As long as your dreams are coming true
You better believe it ....
And I would do anything for Lore
And I'll be there till the final act
I would do anything for Lore
And I'll take the vow and seal the pact
But I'd never forgive myself if we don't go all the way Tonight
I would do anything for Lore
But I won't do that ... no I won't do that
I would do anything for Lore
Anything you've been dreamin' of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for Lore, anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do...
Some days I pray for silence,
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to God of Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling,
Some nights I lose control,
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls.
And maybe I'm lonely it's all a part about to be
This the one and only, the one and only promise I can keep
As long as the wheels are turnin'
As long as the fire's are burnin'
As long as your prayers are comin' true
You better believe it ....
And I would do anything for Lore
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for Lore
And never think of turnin' back
But I'd never do it better
Than I do it with you
So long, so long
I would do anything for Lore
I would do anything for Lore
I would do anything for Lore
But I won't do that ... no I won't do that
I would do anything for Lore
Anything you've been dreamin' of ... But I just won't do that
I would do anything for Lore
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do...
I would do anything for Lore
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do...
And I'll never stop dreamin' of
You every night of my life ... No way
And I would do anything for Lore
But I won't do that, no I won't do that.
Will you raise me up ... Will you help me down
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town
Will you make a little less cold
I can do that, I can do that
Cater to every fantasy I got
Will you hose me down in holy water If I get too hot
Will you take me places I've never gone
Now I can do that, I can do that,
After a while you forget everything
Just a brief interlude on a midsummer night's dream
And you see that it's time to move on
I won't do that ... I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around
I won't do that ... No I won't do that
Anything for Lore, oh, I would do anything for Lore,
I would do anything for Lore,
But I won't do that ... No I won't do that ...
Then again ... perhaps I would *wicked grin*
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FOR LORE'S EYES ONLY
(To the tune of 'For Your eyes Only' by Sheena Easton from the James Bond movie of the same name)
For Lore's eyes only
Can see me through the night
For Lore's eyes only
I never need to hide.
You can see so much in me
So much in me that's new.
I never fail, 'till I looked into ...
For Lore's eyes only
Only for you
You see what no one else can see
Never breakin' free
For Lore's eyes only
Only for you
The love I know you need in me
The fantasy is real with me
Only for you
Only for you ...
For Lore's eyes only
The nights are never cold
For you already love me
That's all I need to know
I'm so glad I found you, Lore
And that you found me
I know that means everything to you
For Lore's eyes only
Only for you
I know you're fully functional
Exactly what I hoped
For Lore's eyes only
Only for you
The passions that collide in us
The love caresses both of us
Only for you
For Lore's eyes only ...
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MERCEDES BENZ
(To the tune of 'Mercedes Benz' by Janice Joplin)
Oh Lore, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all got porches and I must make amends
Worked hard all my life
No help from my friends
Oh Lore, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lore, won't you buy me a color TV?
Oh Lore, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lore, please don't let me down.
Spent all my money
Buying the next round
So, Lore, won't you buy me a night on the town?
Oh, Lore, won't you buy me a big diamond ring?
I want it, I want it, I want everything!
It's got a great price.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Oh, Lore, won't you buy me a big diamond ring?...
Oh yeah, baby!
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