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I make no monetary profit from my fanfic.

Rating - PG - Humour

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53} You were surprised to find that James Masters is Californian and naturally brown haired.

52} You were slightly disturbed to learn that Spike's head looks somewhat like an iceberg lettuce.

  See? - And you make weird pics like this in Photoshop!!

51} You wanted to dye your hair platinum blonde

50} You are or want to become a Spike Girl or are thinking about it. http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/spike

49} The word 'bint' (meaning foolish woman) is now in your regular vocabulary.

48} Spike saves everyone. Yay! Forget Buffy!! He's the hero!!! And you were heartened that he's going to be a regular on Angel! Yes!!

47} You are impressed with how far Spike has come.

46} You hate Cecily, the stupid bint.

45} You regularly scour Ebay/Yahoo and other auction sites for Spike stuff

44} You spend money on Spike stuff even when you're broke

43} You have a wealth of Spike pics and other titbits on your computer

42} You've bookmarked Spike sites which you visit regularly

41} You start getting ideas for a whole new world of Fanfic

40} You want to trade in your car for (or buy) a 1958 black classic Dodge DeSoto Sportsman and blacken the windows and have the licence plate read HIA 873

39} You would sell your soul to meet Spike - and pay an arm and a leg to meet James Marsters and if you did, his Autograph is amongst your highly prized possessions.

38} You're jealous of Drusilla :) (Although you think he's good for Dru)

37} You think "William The Bloody" sounds cool

36} You gasp when you hear someone mention 'railroad spikes'

35} You want/own a railroad Spike

34} You go through horrid Spike withdrawal when he’s not in episodes/repeats

33} You insist that Spike is an original name, despite how many other characters are called Spike

32} You wish there was a Spike beanie bear

31} You go to McDonalds even though you hate it and order a Happy Meal and if you're vegetarian, you replace the stuff they call beef with tomato - hey, it's red!

30} You want to savagely bite and despise anyone that hates Spike and wants him to die

29} You would stake someone for a Spike doll or other cool Spike things

28} You hate your TV station for missing a Spike episode and you get more than upset if you miss an episode.

27} You snarl at anti-Spike sites/stuff

26} You feel guilty about liking both Spike and Angel

25} You will stake anyone who hurts Spike

24} You jump up and down and scream when he's in an episode and constantly rewind Spikie scenes

23} You growl, snarl and hiss at Buffy when she kicks Spike's ass

22} You scream in triumph when Spike kicks Buffy's ass :)

21} In "Halloween" you wished Buffy would stay helpless so Spike could have his wicked way with her ...

20} You want to dress like Spikey

19} You squeal when you hear the word "Spike" even when it has nothing to do with Spike

18} You hate it when the word "Spike" is used in bad context

17} You hate it when Spike’s not in an episode L

16} Your heart bleeds if there are Spike episodes You don’t have on tape

15} You would stake someone if they taped over a Spike episode, or ruined something else of a Spikey nature

14} You want to hear Spike sing and play the guitar like James does

13} You wonder how he keeps his hair and clothes so stylish

12} Weapons make you 'feel all manly...' even if you're a woman ;)

11} You scream when you think he's is going to get killed (Eg "Primeval" where Cyber Forest is about to rip his

head off)

10} You whimper and turn to jelly when he looks really cute

9} You wonder if he's lurking in the shadows at night ...

8} You hope he'd consider you more than just a "Happy Meal"

7} If you were to be killed by a Vampire, (or Vamped by one) you want it to be Spike

6} You refer to people who irritate you as "Happy Meals"

5} You put on Spike's gorgeous accent ...

"Hello, Cutie..."

"I was actually at Woodstock ..."

4} You wonder about the "Flower Person" he fed on or write fics about him/her

3} You think he secretly likes helping people ... Although he'd rather go sun baking than admit it :)

2} You start calling him "William The Bloody Gorgeous"

 1} You wonder what he actually does with all those "Happy Meal" toys ;) ....

Yea. I'm a Spike Girl, call me Jedi Spike. There is a Sith Spike too!

~~ So you're obsessed with Spike too! Hey, it's a bloody good thing, Cutie! ;)

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