Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns the Buffy/Anger
verse.
I make no monetary profit from my fanfic.
Rating - PG
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YOU’RE
OBSESSED WITH LORNE "THE HOST" IF ...
Red
eyes no longer spook you. (Perhaps you’re
also a Transformers Decepticon fan? ;)
Horns
no longer squick you (well Darth Maul may do, but that's about all ;)
Green
skin looks sexy now
You
will never be put off by green skin with red eyes ever again. Thanks to Lorne
(and Doyle’s demon side ;)
You
love it when he sings
You
love his voice
You
love his attitude
You
think he's a snappy dresser
You
want to learn more about him
You
now love the name Lorne. Even warming to the name Krevlorneswath.
Although
you think “Deathwok” sounds like killer a stir fry with way too much MSG. “Death Walk” sounds somewhat better.
You
write fics/draw fan art about/of Lorne.
You
would love to meet Andy Hallet and would be very upset if you missed out, like
I did! Poop!
You
are on Lorne/ Andy Hallet mailing lists and in fan clubs
You
hate his homeworld as much as he does ;)
You
have Lorne/Andy things, either merchandise or pics/ sound files on your
computer
Angel
episodes have new meaning for you now that Lorne is in them. He’s not Doyle
*sniff, sniff,* but he’s loveable too ;)
You
love Fred as it was she who inadvertently opened the porthole that brought him
to our dimension. Thank you, Fred!
You
want to see what he sees in someone's aura when they sing.
You
want to sing (even if really badly) to see what he sees in your aura.
You
want to do more than sing to him ... ;)
You
wish they would make a spin off series all about Lorne, and one about Doyle
too?
You
were ecstatic when they gave him a name instead of just "The Host"
The
phrase "The Host with the Most" has new meaning for you.
You
hate it when anyone hurts him
You
wished he would have sorted out his differences with his family.
You
were worried sick or very upset when you saw his head on a platter in the
latter half of the second series of Angel
You
are on tenterhooks when it appears he may die in an episode, like the one where
evil Cordy is about to kill him.
You
were happy if Lorne’s in an episode
It
was a good episode if Lorne was in it.
Even though you’re still in mourning for Doyle :*)
You
wish they made a Lorne (and Doyle... ;) action figure! Maybe even a Caritas playset! ;)
You
wish Lorne could see Spike sing - Hey perhaps he will now that Spikey is going
over to Angel - Yay! I hope in the end, Spike got another novel send off tho!
You
squealed with joy when Lorne became a regular cast member, so now he's in every
episode! Aws!
"The hills are alive ...." Hey, I'm obsessed ... with the lean green
singin’ sensation. How
‘bout you?
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