Disclaimers:
Star Trek was created by Gene Roddenberry.
No monetary profit is being made by this.
No offence meant, it’s just for the laughs. Not to be taken seriously! :)
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THE TWELVE NIGHTS OF XMAS
On the First night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
A Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Second
night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Two Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Third night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Three Roasted Hens, Two Green Turtles and a Partridge
in Poison Ivy
On the Fourth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Four Stuffed Birds, Three Roasted Hens, Two Green
Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Fifth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds, Three Roasted
Hens, Two Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Sixth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Six Golden Eggs,
Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds, Three Roasted Hens, Two Green
Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Seventh night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Seven Rubber Swans, Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed
Birds, Three Roasted Hens, Two Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Eighth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Eight
litres of milk, Seven Rubber Swans, Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds,
Three Roasted Hens, Two Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Ninth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Nine dirty dancers, Eight litres of milk, Seven
Rubber Swans, Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds, Three Roasted Hens, Two
Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Tenth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Ten chicken drumsticks, Nine dirty dancers, Eight litres of milk, Seven
Rubber Swans, Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds, Three Roasted Hens, Two
Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Eleventh night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Eleven Drainage Pipes, Ten chicken drumsticks, Nine
dirty dancers, Eight litres of
milk, Seven Rubber Swans, Five Rings of Power, Four Stuffed Birds, Three
Roasted Hens, Two Green Turtles and a Partridge in Poison Ivy
On the Twelfth night of Xmas my True Lore sent to me
Twelve Lore’s A-leaping, we installed the drainage pipes,
ate the chicken drumsticks, the dancers pissed off, we bathed in the milk with
the rubber swans, we sold the golden eggs, (made a bloody fortune) threw the
rings into Mount Doom, kept the stuffed birds, ate the roasted hens, put the
turtles in the fish tank and by this time the partridge had flown the bloody
coop.
LORE THE GOLDEN
EYED ANDROID
Lore, the
Golden Eyed Android
Had such gorgeous bright shiny eyes
If you Ever saw him,
You would be mesmerised
All the colonists rejected him
And they loved to call him names
And they never let poor Lore
Play in any colonist games
Lore grew hurt and bitter
And we know the story from there
Lore, the Golden Eyed Android
Never received an ounce of care
Data, the brother android
Was
having trouble understanding
So he fixed up Lore that night
So both of them could see the light
It was a lovely starry night
When Data came to say
“Lore with your
eyes so bright
Won’t you help me see tonight?”
Lore, the Golden Eyed Android
Was only to happy to assist
And many lives were saved
Lore made sure that none were missed
Then all the Universe loved him
And they shouted out with glee
“Lore, the
Golden Eyed Android,
You’ll go down in history!”
SANTA CLORES IS COMIN’ TO TOWN
You’d better watch out, you’d better cry
Put on your best pout, I’m tellin’ you why
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He sees you when you’re awake
He sees you in the bathtub too!
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake!
You’d better watch out, you’d better cry
Put on your best pout, I’m tellin’ you why
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
Santa Clores is comin’ to town!
AWAY IN THE UNIVERSE
Away in the Universe
No one cares for him
The stars in the night sky
Look down where he lies
Poor little Lore, no one hears his cries
Given another chance
The baby awakes
Repaired by his brother
And now the two androids love one and other
Be near me my dear Lore
I ask thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray
Bless everyone in the universe with thy unique love
and care
And take us everywhere with you
We’ll always be there
HERE
COMES SANTA CLORES
Here comes Santa
Clores, here comes Santa Clores
Right down
It’s raining!
Oh goodies!
Alarms are
screeching, people screaming
All is sadistic
and dark
Santa Clores
has made his mark
Say your
prayers
‘Cause Santa
Clores comes tonight!
Here comes Santa
Clores, here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He’s got a sack
full of toys
For bad boys
and girls
Hear his bells
jiggle
Oh, what a
wonderful sight!
Jump in bed
‘Cause Santa
Clores comes tonight!
Here comes Santa
Clores, here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He doesn’t care
if you’re rich or poor
He really doesn’t
give a shit at all
Santa CLores
knows he’s always right
And that makes
everything right!
And everyone
better agree of he’ll give you a big bad fright~
‘Cause Santa
CLores comes tonight!
Here comes Santa
Clores, here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He’ll come whenever
he wants
Be ready!
He’ll bring
piece to all
If we follow
his light
Give thanx to
the Lore above
‘Cause Santa
Clores comes tonight!
OH
COME ALL YE UNFAITHFUL
Oh come all ye
unfaithful,
Sadistic and
naughty
Oh come ye, oh
come ye
To Lore’s
bedroom
Come and behold
him, created the king of everyone
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us
adore him
Lore, the Lord
(Sung in higher
octave) Scream chants of banshees
Shriek, glass
shattering
Behold all ye
citizens of Heeeeeeell below
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria
to Lore, wherever he may be
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us
adore him
Lore, the Lord
Yeah, Lore we
greet thee
Created this
happy mornin’
Lore, to thee
glory be giv'n
Word of the Soong
now in circuits appearing
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us
adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Lore, the Lord…
JOY TO THE UNIVERSE
Joy to the Universe, the Lore has come!
Let the Galaxies receive their king!
Let everyone prepare him room
And Hel’n nature sing, and Hel’n nature sing
And Heeeeeeeel and nature sing!
Joy to the Universe, the saviour reigns supreme
Let everyone their Soongs employ
While fields, floods, rocks and plans
Repeat the sounding ruckus, repeat the sounding ruckus
Repeeeeeeeeeeat, repeat the sounding ruckus!
He rules the Universe with whatever he wants
And makes the planets prove
The glories of his righteousness
And the wonders of his love, the wonders of his love
And the wonders of his lerve … Oooooh!
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