PomeSummary: What shampoo *does* Snape use?
...
Author's note: A silly song ad parody fic.
It had to be done. :)
Rating G - Humour
Enjoy!
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THE
URGE ...
Snape is standing behind his desk in the
dungeons. McGonagall, Dumbledore and Filch stand behind him. Harry, Ron and
Hermione stand behind their desks, their heads down.
SNAPE: I trust you’ve had a pleasant
detention.
The students don’t answer. Filch begins to
walk out of the dungeon, then he turns to the students.
FILCH: You have potions first thing tomorrow
and I urge you, be on time...
MRS NORRIS: Meow!
Filch slams the door.
SNAPE: Urge? ...
The Potions Master flicks his hair back and
throws a jar of water over his head and loosens his collar. Professor
McGonagall conjures a bottle of Herbal
Essences with Chamomile, Aloe Vera & Passion Flower in Mountain Spring
Water ~ Moisture-Balancing ... Dumbledore flicks open the green cap, smells the
contents and goes weak at the knees.
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE: Urge
.... Whooohaaaooooaaa ... Urge ...
Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore begin
to wash Snape’s long black hair, working the creamy lather into every strand.
Snape smiles and shakes his head. Bubbles fly.
SNAPE: I’ve got the urge...
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE: Urge ...
Whooohaaaooooaaa ... Urge ...
Hermione flicks her head.
HERMIONE: Natural Botanicals...
MCGONAGALL: Botanical Shine
...
Snape shakes his head, wet strands of his
hair clinging to his pale face.
SNAPE: I’ve got the urge...
DUMBLEDORE: He’s got the urge to herbal ...
SNAPE: Yes!
Snape’s wet hair falls loosely, some strands
clinging to his neck and the top of his chest.
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE: Urge ...
Whooohaaaooooaaa ... Urge ...
Dumbledore flicks his wand and Snape’s hair
is dry. The Potions Master flicks his head, his shiny wavy vibrant black hair
fanning out before it falls over his face.
RON: Whoooooh oh ohhhh!
Harry burps a bubble and holds up a green
bottle of Pantene Pro V ~ Smooth
& Sleek. Snape glares at him.
DUMBLEDORE: He’s got the urge
...
The Hogwarts Headmater holds up a bottle of Herbal Essences Pomegrante, Star Fruit
& Permission…
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Disclaimer: Harry Potter Universe was
created by J. K. Rowling.
Herbal
Essences by Clairol … But since it’s
free advertising for them, lol, y’d think I could accio a bottle of shampoo and
conditioner or two! ;)
No monetary profit is being made from this
writing.
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