-- Star Wars Jokes --
What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods stores?
Leia Organic.
Did you know R2 D2
loves to curse?
They have to bleep out all his words.
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
Does R2 D2 have any brothers?
Nope, only transistors.
What do you need to reroute droids?
R2-Detour.
Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing his buttons.
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends.
Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
What do you call Kenobi triplets?
Obi-Three.
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty
McFly?
Ones a Mandalorian, and the others a manned DeLorean.
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.
I have a Boba fettish.
Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
Hes so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, That’s no moon.
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
What is Jabba the Hutts middle name?
The.
I went to a sale at the Maul.
Everything was half off.
Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley
cantina.
It’ll give you the Kessel run for twelve parsecs.
Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Wookieeleaks.
How does Wicket get around Endor?
Ewoks.
How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-key.
Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars?
He was an Ewokka-wokka!
Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?
Jar Jars.
Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?
I heard they’re a little Chewy.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.
How do you stir fry on Endor?
With an e-wok.
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
The ship might crack up.
Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
Because they always end up in a TIE.
What’s a rebel’s favorite TV talent show?
X-wing Factor.
What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?
An ABC-Wing.
How did they get between floors on the Death Star?
In the ele-Vader.
What time is it when an AT-AT stands on your chronometer?
Time to get a new chronometer.
Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
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pew pew! Yay! The good guys won!
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?
Day go baaa.
What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
A Sar-chasm.
What does Luke Skywalker shave with?
A laser blade!
What
does Qui-Gon Jinn shave with?
A
green light shaver …
What are Qui-Gon’s
favourite cookies?
Gluten-free Jinn-Ger
snaps!
LOL!!!!!