Smegging Disclaimers: Red Dwarf created by Rob Grant & Doug Naylor.
I make absolutely no money from this. Smeg.
Rating PG
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THE VERSATILE SMEG
OFFENSIVE I -- SMEG OFF, YOU GOIT!
CONFUSED -- WHAT THE SMEG IS GOING ON?
OFFENSIVE II -- YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER SMEG HEAD
INQUISITIVE I -- WHERE THE SMEG ARE WE?
PEACEMAKING I -- WE'RE YOU'RE SMEGGING FRIENDS
SHOCK -- OH, SMEG!!
INQUISITIVE II -- WHERE THE SMEG ARE YOU?
INQUISITIVE III -- WHO THE SMEG ARE YOU?
DENIAL -- I DIDN'T SMEGGING DO IT
ACCUSATION -- IT WAS YOUR SMEGGING FAULT!
DENIAL II -- IT'S NOT MY SMEGGING FAULT!
IRRITATED -- OH, FOR SMEG'S SAKE!
INSULT -- YOU PATHETIC SMEGGING WIMP! (OR WHATEVER)
COMPLIMENT I -- YOU'RE SMEGGING WONDERFUL
DIRECT -- GET TO THE SMEGGIN’ POINT
FIRM -- NO SMEGGING WAY!
COMPLIMENT II -- YOU'RE A SMEGGING GENIUS
IRRITATED II -- GET THE SMEG LOST!
PESSIMISTIC -- IT'D TAKE A SMEGGING MIRACLE
OPTIMISTIC -- IT IS A SMEGGING MIRACLE
ANGRY -- OH, SMEGGING HELL!
OFFENSIVE III -- YOU'RE A SMEGGING IDIOT/GIT/ GOIT, ETC
GREETING I -- HOW THE SMEG ARE YOU?
INQUISITIVE IV -- WHAT THE SMEG ARE YOU DOING? -- WHAT THE SMEG DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
GREETING II -- WHAT THE SMEG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOURSELF LATELY?
OFFENSIVE IV -- YOU SMEGGING GOIT!
GREETING III -- WHAT THE SMEG ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS?
OFFENSIVE V
(MECHANOID STYLE) -- YOU'RE A TOTAL SMEEEE HEEEEE
DISBELIEF -- WHAT A LOAD OF SMEGGING CRAP -- /WHAT IS THIS SMEGGING CRAP?
DISBELIEF II -- HOW THE SMEG DID YOU DO THAT?!
EXCLAMATION -- THAT SMEGGING HURT! -- /SMEG! THAT HURT!
TIRED -- I'M SMEGGING POOPED/BUSHED
AWAKE -- I FEEL LIKE I COULD TAKE ON THE ENTIRE SMEGGING UNIVERSE!
EXCLAMATION II -- WHAT THE SMEG?!
DISBELIEF II -- I DON'T SMEGGING BELIEVE THIS!
RESIGNED -- I DON'T HAVE SMEGGING TIME FOR THIS
APATHY -- I DON'T GIVE A SMEG
FAST GETAWAY/PANIC -- LET'S GET THE SMEG OUT OF HERE!
OFFENSIVE IV OR
GREETING IV -- YOU SMEGGER! -- YOU SMEG!
QUESTION -- WHAT THE SMEG IS THIS?
IGNORANT -- HOW THE SMEG SHOULD I KNOW?
OFFENSIVE VII -- YOU STUPID SMEG!
FRUSTRATED -- YOU SMEGGING ASKED!
OFFENSIVE VIII -- GO TO SMEGGING HELL, LISTER!
BLAME -- YOU STARTED THE WHOLE SMEGGING THING, RIMMER!
DEMAND -- WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SMEG UP!! I'M TRYIN' TA TAKE A SMEGGIN’ NAP HERE!
PEACEMAKING II -- NOW SIRS, I THINK IT'S TIME WE PUT THIS WHOLE SMEGGING THING BEHIND US ...
THE SMEGGING BEGINNING ....
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