Funny Blake's 7 skit:
Blake's 7 was created by Terry Nation. I make no monetary profit from my fanfic/funnies
The Scorpio has been cornered by a well armoured ship. A dangerous magnetic cloud blocks their getaway.
"Evasive manoeuvres!" Avon yells to Tarrant.
"What in blazes do you think I'm doing, man!?"
"Fire!" Avon yells.
The other ship's shields deflect the blast.
"Damn!" Avon curses.
"They're firing again!" Soolin gasps.
Avon glares at her. "I can see that." He looks at the viewscreen.
Dayna looks objective. "It's not a laser blast, it's a communication link."
A pleasant looking woman appears on the Scorpio's screen.
"Ding Dong, Avon Calling ..."