-- RED DWARF
DREAMS --
These are
nightly dreams I have had about various Red Dwarf from 2011 until now. I
will be updating it as soon as I have more Red Dwarf dreams! Please do
not archive, though you may link directly to this page.
Dream dates are in
the format day/month/year
Finally finished
typing up all my dreams!!! :D
Most of
these dreams I have at home, unless otherwise specified.
?/4/11
Optimus Prime (from Transformers)
saved Rimmer’s life when he was a solidigram. For which the solid hologram was
too grateful. Optimus Prime chucked to himself. Was it possible
that a being could be too grateful? He graciously accepted some gifts
form Red Dwarf that Rimmer gave him, before making an excuse that he was needed
back home and left before the ever grateful hologram could shower him with even
more gifts and appreciation.
7/3/19
Rimmer as playing Tetris with
maintenance droids. Kryten was horrified
and rescued and repaired them and called Rimmer a smee heee! Lister called him
a smeg head and bade he should feel remorse for his actions. In the end, Rimmer did and confessed he felt
angry about how he was teared all his life and Lister said he could change from
now on, so his best to make a difference in the Universe and when they got back
to Earth, Rimmer used his influence to help the underdogs, egotistical people
to let go, so they did not end up like him, bitter and dead. He was hailed a hero when he saved many
millions more lives than died on Red Dwarf.
24/11/19
Optimus
Prime and the Autobots from Transformers met Rimmer, found him
intriguing, yet somewhat insufferable.
Rimmer found the Autobots interesting, yet daunting, rousing them when
they came too close, frightened they’d step on his holo-projector, though they
shared information, learning about each other. The human authorities interested
in the information gathered by the Red Dwarf in the last 3 million years,
astounded there were any survivors, Rimmer and the crew continuing their
mission of exploration, returning to Earth every so often.
24/12/19 ~ Happy Xmas Eve!
A forty-something technician named Tanja
had rendezvoused with Red Dwarf, to help them find their way back to
Earth. She wore a short black skirt, which
flared out and spun every time she did.
The skirt was black with gold trimmings.
She was unlike any technician they’d ever seen. Despite himself, Rimmer fell in love with
her, Kryten Kat and Lister niggled him about it. So in love were they, Rimmer hardly got angry
with them, although he pretended to.
Serenely, they though it was good for him and it was joy seeing him get
the rod out for once.
Red Dwarf was in imminent danger, as one
fo the engines was about to blow and good things Tanja was there, otherwise
they would all ave vied, twice in Rimmer’s case. Tragically, Tanja died in an
explosion and Rimmer was heartbroken. He
asked Lister to turn off his hologram permanently, so he could be with her
spirit. Lister and the others were sad,
even though it was Rimmer, though grated his request and oddly enough they
missed him though he travelled in spirit with his new love and visited
sometimes and promised not to be too anal ...
Rimmer was upset as the Red Dwarf Co was not accepting
new recruits and mad tat Lister got in. They were both highly offended when an
officer asked if they were brothers.
Lister remarked that he was not an anal, rigid snob and Rimmer that he
was not a lazy fat slob and both highly offended the officer thought they came
from the same womb.
Lister
goaded Rimmer and said. “Smeg head! Live
it!” and pumped a fist and jerked his forearm.
“Well
I never!” Rimmer scoffed and was eventually accepted due to thousands of
resignations and the needed someone to clean the chicken soup machines. Rimmer was again, highly offended that this
was a waste of his ‘talents,’ although at least it was a foot in the door ...
marginally.
At
least he was in ... but the adventure would turn out more than he and Lister
bargained for and way more than they signed up for beyond their wildest dreams
... or is that nightmares ... ;)
1/1/21 – Happy New Year!
I was at a sci-fi and fantasy convention and I saw The Lord
of The Rings, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Twilight, Transformers, Gundam Wing,
Knight Rider, Harry Potter, He-Man, She-Ra, Sailor Moon, Star Wars, various
Star Treks and more.
18/1/22
Lister rescued the Cat from the Polymorph, just like
in the series 11 episode. Rimmer gained
a backbone, became a little nicer {not much…} and Kryten learnt to stand up for
himself.
4/2/22
Rimmer, Kryten, Lister, Cat were on a
mission to save the Universe, Rimmer trying not to let it go to his head that
he’s now a God ;)
20/2/22
There was one polymorph left over from
Cat’s litter. It became Rimmer and was exactly like him until he praised Cat,
then Cat shot it exploding, it in green slime.
The real Rimmer was shocked.
“Are
you mad?! You could have killed me!”
“Don’t
tempt me.”
“How
the hell did you know?!”
“You’re
never nice to me…”
“Oh.”
CONVERTED INTO A FIC … CAT’S CRADLE
{Coming at a later stage}
30/8/22
Rimmer was being snobby as usual, but
the guys knew it was all for show. He
was melancholy and they did their best to cheer him up. In Rimmer tradition he pretended to ignore it,
but really appreciated it.
26/9/22
I wrote a Red Dwarf episode adventure and met both the
cast, then the episode was real and I met the characters. It was set after The Promised Land.
2/10/22
Lister went on an adventure with the crew and they navigated
their way around a wormhole.
21/10/11
The crew finally got back to Earth, however, it had so changed
in three million years and even though it had become a thriving utopia that
celebrated their surprise return, however the crew, could not get used to the
new Earth and chose to continue to explore deep space.
3/3/23
Starscream
from Transformerswas doing his own aerial Terpsichore in the sky to the Red Dwarf theme song.
20/1/25 - First Red Dwarf dream of the year -
Happy New Year!!
Rimmer took pity of a race of small furry aliens and
sent them home from a yeti-like beast who was eating them. {Interesting that I type this with the
classic Doctor Who epiosde ‘Web of Fear’ with yeti like beasts, playing
in the background … Synchronicity ;}
Rimmer, despite his renown cowardice stood up to the
beast and showed it that it can live happily on plants and sweweed washed up on
the ocea. The crew were imprsssed.
“My caring side is showing,” Rimmer said with a smile.
“Wans;t sure upi ahd one,” Lister smirked.
“I’d better quit while I’m ahead, though I know what
it’s like to be the underdog. Now let’s
go explore sme smace,.”
“Yoiuy’re on, smeg head.,”
Cue
Red Dwarf theme song!
10/3/25
Rimmer had adventures, exploring on Earth as a solidigram with
Lister and Cat. Rimmer even practiced
his shooting skills, enjoying screaming “PULL” to blast those discs put of the
sky. Lister said he seemed to be
relieving tension and at least he wasn’t shooting birds. Before long the boys went back to the Dwarf
to explore space.
22/3/25
The boys were adventuring through space. Boys from the Dwarf! – sound like a
sequel to the dream above! Would make
for good episodes!
9/5/26
I embarked on and adventure with Rimmer, Ace Rimer and the Red Dwarf crew. Boys from the dwarf and one girl, me! We adventured through space. … We'll lock on cause straight through the
universe you and me in the galaxy!...
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More Red Dwarf dreams
as I have them
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